GradSchoolHomo
@GradHomo
Chemistry grad student. Addicted to politics and Calvin Klein clothing. Forever judging your life choices. Alcohol educated.
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Do people who Reply All on emails deserve rights? The answer is no.
I’m going to go lie down because the best social media post this year has come from... Facebook.
And Mom Twitter fell for all of it.
Russian trolls fueled anti-vaccination debate in U.S. by spreading misinformation on Twitter cbsn.ws/2YWbO9p
Someone draw me the Venn diagram for Mom Twitter, Facebook pyramid schemes, and Anti-Vaxxers
if your dick is bigger than 8 inches you are legally required to have a concealed carry license
Use real citrus juice for your sours, people! You deserve so much better than what you’re settling for 😭
At the event I will also unveil my newest platform policy: Abolish Sour Mix 2020 😉
To the silver spoon classists saying they’re going to “make AOC bartend again”: You’re in luck! I’ll be bartending in NY-14 this week to promote a national living wage. So there you have it, ya bunch of milk drinkers🍼😉 Let’s see if my margarita+mocktail game is still on point
Sansa telling a mediocre straight white man to sit the fuck down added five years to my life span
Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance. The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK. Let’s freakin’ do this!
Positive Affirmations for today: I WILL have a good day, I Will succeed today, Wendy’s WILL bring back spicy nuggets at some point please please Lord let it be today.
You spelled Beyoncé wrong
Pete Buttigieg Wants to Jam To Phish At His Inauguration tmz.me/daqk05V
just saw pics of Amanda Seyfried sucking dick on a boat with a beautiful sunset behind her & I realized I’m not living my best life.
The first time I came out was the summer I turned 18. The last time I came out was about an hour ago when I explained why I kissed the mayor backstage. We’re always coming out. Sometimes every single day.
Current mood is torn between wanting to get railed into next week, sleep for 2-3 business days, or just run into the abyss.
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