Graham of Thrones
@GrahamThrones
An Epic Tale of Sex, Dragons and Toilets - in bookshops now!
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“January’s a bit depressing, isn’t it?” said Piglet. “What does depressing mean?” asked Pooh. “You know,” said Piglet. “Like Eeyore.” “Oh no,” said Pooh. “It’s not as bad as that.”
Pooh and Piglet walked and walked for hours and hours but no matter how far they walked, they didn’t seem to get anywhere… “What did you say this place was called?” asked Pooh. “IKEA,” said Piglet.
After three hours on a log with a naked bear, Piglet was beginning to regret swiping right.
DON’T DO THAT, DONALD! The Story So Far - a Thread (To support this fully illustrated, satirical story of a very naughty, very orange little boy, please check this link, thank you!) unbound.com/books/dont-do-…
I’m currently working on the ending of Don’t Do That, Donald! as events unfold so it’s as up to date as possible. (If he loses/admits defeat, the book will have the subtitle The Rise and Fall of a Very Naughty Boy!) See below for details and how to support, thanks! #Election2020
My new book ‘Don’t Do That, Donald!’ is being crowdfunded right now - it’s a full colour large-size satirical story about the young Donald Trump. You can watch a short cartoon video about it here (and if you’d like to support it too, that would be great!) unbound.com/books/dont-do-…
Chapter 72 Celeste drew back the tapestry to reveal an old man at the controls of a huge machine. Suddenly the Pope vanished! “A hologram!” exclaimed Langdon. “But why?” The old man cackled evilly. “I needed those items,” he grinned, “So I can create my Zombie Tom Hanks Army!!”
Chapter One The phone rang. Strong-jawed, grey-eyed Professor of Viral Symbology at Harvard University, Robert Langdon, 52, picked up the receiver with a manly right hand and answered it. “Langdon,” he said, handsomely. “What’s the problem?”
The person I’d REALLY love to write a foreword for Don’t Do That, Donald! is @BetteMidler - I know she’d love it. But I also know she probably won’t see this so maybe you could help me by retweeting? Who knows, if enough of you do, a miracle might happen? unbound.com/books/dont-do-…
@HamillHimself I think this deserves a little push...
I’m looking for supporters to help crowdfund my new book ‘Don’t Do That, Donald!’ described by @StephenFry as ‘remarkable’ and @realDonaldTrump as ‘PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!!!!!!!!’ Here are a few pages and here’s the link if you’d like to help, cheers! unbound.com/books/dont-do-…
BIGLY NEWS!! This is the hand-signed Limited Edition print you’ll receive when you pledge for the ‘Bigly Print’ edition of Don’t Do That, Donald! There are only 50 available so don’t wait! unbound.com/books/dont-do-…
I’m looking for supporters to help crowdfund my new book ‘Don’t Do That, Donald!’ described by @StephenFry as ‘remarkable’ and @realDonaldTrump as ‘PRESIDENTIAL HARASSMENT!!!!!!!!’ Here are a few pages and here’s the link if you’d like to help, cheers! unbound.com/books/dont-do-…
My new book ‘Don’t Do That, Donald!’ is being crowdfunded right now - it’s a full colour large-size satirical story about the young Donald Trump. You can watch a short cartoon video about it here (and if you’d like to support it too, that would be great!) unbound.com/books/dont-do-…
If you pledge for the ‘Original Donald Sketches’ edition of #DontDoThatDonald these are some of the unique, hand-drawn and personally SIGNED sketches you could receive (all have become images in the book). 4 have gone already, only a few left now . . . unbound.com/books/dont-do-…
TRUMP THURSDAY SPECIAL!! For every 100 RTs of this tweet in the next 24 hrs, I’ll send one of you RTifiers a special signed copy of ‘Don’t Do That, Donald!’ including a unique hand-drawn Donald sketch. Go Bigly or go home!! unbound.com/books/dont-do-…
Thought I’d make the ‘Don’t Do That, Donald!’ crowdfunding a bit more interesting so I’ve come up with a more entertaining way to show where we are. Each brick represents 1% funding so you can see exactly how far we’ve come. Help us #WallUpTrump here! unbound.com/books/dont-do-…
What happpens next???? (If you want to know, support my #DontDoThatDonald book and you’ll find out soon . . !) unbound.com/books/dont-do-…
Let's increase the "crowd" size for #DontDoThatDonald - help publish this crowd funded book. Support independent publishers and writers!
This promises to be a new classic. Looking forward to someone turning it into a musical!
My new book ‘Don’t Do That, Donald!’ is being crowdfunded right now - it’s a full colour large-size satirical story about the young Donald Trump. You can watch a short cartoon video about it here (and if you’d like to support it too, that would be great!) unbound.com/books/dont-do-…
Hi @StormyDaniels, I was wondering if you’d be interested in writing the foreword for my book, ‘Don’t Do That, Donald!’? Just a thought - you can see some excerpts and a cute cartoon here . . . unbound.com/books/dont-do-…)
Aiming to hit 100 ‘Don’t Do That, Donald!’ supporters today! When you pledge you can have your name in the book, a signed copy, bookplate, original sketches and artwork and even your own illustrated poem! Take a look here . . . unbound.com/books/dont-do-… Pls support or RT, thanks!
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