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Apropos of nothing,

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All of Us: HBO Max:

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HBO Max:

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He is

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Apparently I sponsor tennis tournaments

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pretty good little band name

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Bananas in the same bunch that ripen exactly one day apart from each other. Go.


Civil disobedience comes in many forms

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well well well if it isn’t a series of three pits sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and/or babies jessica


[in a threatening manner] I said… What about… BREAKFAST AT TIFFANYS


hey just so y’all know iOS 17.5.1 is available and will be installed later tonight


Irrationally upset about this

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listen, if there’s been a sleep between now and when I saw you last, you’re gonna get greeted again. Them’s the rules.


Honeydew is just tentative cantaloupe and I’m tired of being quiet about it


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YANKEE DOODLE: *sticks feather in his cap* This is called macaroni YANKEE DOODLE'S FRIEND: Ok, cool. Listen man, everybody's worried about u


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Me: Imagine if every tear was an egg and every time you started crying there was 10-50 broken eggs on you. You leave a funeral and it’s like “crunch crunch crunch” (if the person was beloved). Genie: That's your wish? Me: No, we're just talking. Just being Friends right now.


the state flower of texas is the bloob on it, and that’s the entirety of what i came here to say today


[puts on deodorant] [literally 4 seconds later] i wonder if I put on deodorant


Sorting Hat running out of ideas

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