HR Humor
@HR_Humor
Southern Bitch, I mean Belle, trying to make it in the HumoRous world of HR.
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It's not even 10am yet and I've already had a someone OD on our property. 6 cop cars, firetruck, ambulance & all. Going to be a good day.
Sometimes I feel like employees are in a competition to be the most annoying employee of the week.
Look dude, you've been rejected. Calling to argue about it isn't going to get you a sit-down with the CEO.
I have a solid 25 employees that sincerely believe that HR is free therapy. #aintnobodygottimeforthat
For my next trick - I'll make employees think they are getting fired by carrying around an empty paper box around the office.
Today's resume objective: "To revamp lifestyle since recovering from divorce." Sir, this is a job application not an eHarmony application.
That awkward moment when you write someone up then run into her crying in the bathroom. #hrproblems #hrhumor
Another first today. I received a letter from an inmate at a state penitentiary asking for a job. He's in prison for armed robbery.
Oh I wasn't aware that your child needing to apply for FAFSA trumps the IRS guideline on when our company has to issue W2's.1/31 #HRProblems
I'm just wondering if there will ever be a day that I don't get cornered in the bathroom or kitchen with an insurance question?
MOBILE, WORK, FAX. HE THOUGHT THEY WERE NUMS TO CALL FOR THE DAYS OF THE WEEK AND TODAY IS THURSDAY SO HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT NUM TO CALL!!!!
Applicant emailed me that he was running late. I thanked him for the email. He said I would have called but you only listed a # for M W F...
On Monday, a new hire put "Chantelle" down for his emergency contact. Relationship to employee? "Baby Mama" I SHIT YOU NOT.
I've been MIA for a while. Well, I'm back. With a whole lotta ridiculous stories.
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