Halsea Root ➰
@HalseaRoot
I wish, as well as everybody else, to be perfectly happy;but, like everybody else, it must be in my own way -Jane Austen
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Anne of Green Gables gets criticized a lot for being saccharine but you know what? I *would* like to fall asleep in an apple blossom. I *am* glad to live in a world with Octobers. it *is* a splendid world and I’m very glad to be alive in it.
My wish for you is that you will feel loved and not lonely and accept that you’re deserving of kindness and will stand up to bullies and abusers and will have the courage to leave bad relationships and to go where you are wanted.
instead of saying “congrats on your engagement” say “are the shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted?” it’s unexpected and suggests that you own a luxurious house with many fine fittings.
I adhere to the Jane Austen style of writing (dropping a surprise engagement around chapter 46 and naming the hottest character after myself)
“you’re so quiet” thanks I suddenly got fixated on a new topic which I was up all night studying and believe me you do NOT want to hear about it
Pride & Prejudice misled me as to how often young gentlemen of fortune would invite me to take a turn about the room
Jane Austen may have given us unrealistic expectations about how easy it would be to find love in an era of perpetual sickness
deleting my dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way: being a governess to his French love child while the homicidal wife he conceals in the attic continually makes attempts on his life and endeavors to burn down the house in which we reside as equals.
your regular reminder that when Frodo grew weary on the road to Mordor, Sam told him “you have a bite and then a bit of a sleep” and he awoke refreshed. you were not made to go until you collapse; you need days to rest as well as run.
cute things to call your partner: • old sport • vampire bride • high queen of Narnia and the Lone Islands • “the Mulder to my Scully” • “the only one who is allowed to defeat me” • “Mrs. Darcy. Mrs. Darcy. Mrs. Darcy.”
Mix up fixed! Here's the real third video in our Flirting with Victorians series!
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Our summer students are here to teach you how to flirt like a Victorian with a handkerchief. #livinghistory #ptbo #howdoyoumuseum #summerfun
it’s past time we accepted that art, music, museums, the humanities aren’t frivolous but are an essential part of being human, and that the attempt to take them away from us is driven by the same ruthless utilitarian calculus that sees human lives as expendable.
You think you can hurt my feelings? I proposed to Elizabeth Bennet with no doubt of a favorable answer
instead of “I’m single” I suggest saying “many have sought my love and all have failed the test,” it’s much more dramatic and your family will never dare question your life choices again.
Head on over to our Instagram page to find out more about our summer student Halsea! instagram.com/hutchisonhouse…
if a man wants to understand and win the heart of a lady, an easy cheat is to read the novels of Jane Austen but some of you don’t want to hear this 😌
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