Hand Extendable
@HandExtendable
I am Hand Extendable. I am the alien ambassador for the interplanetary microbial intelligensia (IMI)
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They told that when he gave the talk that he should imagine that everybody in the audience was naked. Unfortunately everyone in the audience were fashion models, so that just gave him a boner. And he forgot to zip up his pants.
7 days again. Why do I always get stuck with the worst boss? He can't handle his job. I'm always expected to pull him out of the mud. Tiresome.
Carlos, Marion, Dan and the trombone section rehearsing a portion of Leonard Bernstein’s “Candide” during soundcheck for tonight’s concert at @halleauxgrains in Toulouse, France
When u get to that point in life where u can sit in your home and play your game, or watch TV, or just sit & space off & think about things, amazing things & u are totally sober mind you, but u know what u want, what you are, & you can see 10 x more just sitting in 1 place.
So that whole production was just so she could flash everyone her underwear. Acting all innocent and everything. Those micro expressions give you away everytime.
Sometimes I think I got some of that government stuff back in the 80s, and I never quite came down. What doesn't burn you out like a light bulb makes you stronger.
I remember reading Splinter of the Mind when I was young. It was a novel by Alan Dean Foster about Star Wars. In the book Luke really had the hots for Leia. He was hardcore trying to get up her skirt, but to no avail. It is kind of a creepy feeling when I think about it now.
I can feel Futurama's Leela's saliva on my Pinky. He's stopped singing Madonna songs!
It's so much more peaceful in here since I sprayed for bugs.
I would give credit to the guy on Facebook, but his name is so crazy I can't pronounce it.
A Milwaukee bus driver went above and beyond the call of duty when she pulled her bus over to help an elderly man who fell into a snow bank. abcn.ws/2C3Ct8n
The squirrel gave up his store of nuts, and his nice hole to be a be big rock and roll star. Now look at him. All drunk and strung out on heroin. Just another homeless squirrel out on the street. Go home you stupid asshole squirrel. Your music sucks poop.
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