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im dead serious btw. my parents saw my suicidal ideation and got me a pet that lives for 60+ years and told me i have to take care of it until it dies. and it worked.

get a tortoise at 16 and be told its going to outlive you. and now i must outlive him out of spite



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she be rubbing her head every night pretending its Pacs

How it started: How it’s going:

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🔸Ndosaka wakafoira.

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It’s law and it was passed by the house you deserted



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Losing the ball means I had possession

Baddies are meant to be fumbled



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She did not “disappear” - she was gang raped (and I know the names) and murdered and then a conspiracy to hide her body which included a few days in the landfill before she was moved because the word got out that Dave Holloway was going to search the landfill…yes, I have the…

Natalee Holloway, an 18-year-old American high school graduate, disappeared in May 2005 during a graduation trip to Aruba. She was last seen leaving a nightclub with Joran van der Sloot and two other young men. Despite extensive searches, her body was never found. Van der…

MorbidKnowledge's tweet image. Natalee Holloway, an 18-year-old American high school graduate, disappeared in May 2005 during a graduation trip to Aruba. 

She was last seen leaving a nightclub with Joran van der Sloot and two other young men. Despite extensive searches, her body was never found.

Van der…


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Had an interview today and my belly rumbled, the lady goes 'missed lunch?' i told her na im hungry for success LOOOOOOL🤣🤣


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Stop trying to include your friends always mumadhiri, sometimes that blessing was just for you.


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‘Dzimwe nguva mungati mwana ashaina…zvakadzvanya mai sorry sorry ndazvinzwaaaa….!’ 😫🙌😫

makakaseni's tweet image. ‘Dzimwe nguva mungati mwana ashaina…zvakadzvanya mai sorry sorry ndazvinzwaaaa….!’

😫🙌😫

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i used to have this mental illness where i thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind


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Parents really ate with that “one day you’ll understand” thing cause one day arrived fr


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traumatise a fan base with one image



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Niggas will say you fumbled a chick just because she has a nice body and the whole time she’s an asshole 😂


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shockingly, it is also taking a woman’s bra off at the end of the day

for women, taking off a bra at the end of the day is pure bliss. what’s the male equivalent?



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There’s nothing like a woman who suffered by you when you had nothing. It’s all manipulation. You were both broke, struggling to build wealth. You were the best option at that point. If better options existed, she might have walked away.


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I still don't get the concept behind life, what are we here for exactly?


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8 Zimbabwean players in the starting 11? I might have to start supporting United

How I think we’ll line up against Arsenal based on the transfer window 📲

utdgaj's tweet image. How I think we’ll line up against Arsenal based on the transfer window 📲


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I am old enough to remember 27 June….

shakamangondo's tweet image. I am old enough to remember 27 June….
shakamangondo's tweet image. I am old enough to remember 27 June….
shakamangondo's tweet image. I am old enough to remember 27 June….
shakamangondo's tweet image. I am old enough to remember 27 June….

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🔸That could be you but wakafoira.🤷🏽‍♀️


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3 months later after you put your woman first

toughskinguy's tweet image. 3 months later after you put your woman first

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A law requiring motorists to buy radio licence before renewing their vehicle licences has been signed into law by President Emmerson Mnangagwa. The state broadcaster ZBC set to raise millions of dollars annually

zimlive's tweet image. A law requiring motorists to buy radio licence before renewing their vehicle licences has been signed into law by President Emmerson Mnangagwa. The state broadcaster ZBC set to raise millions of dollars annually

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