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Gary

@HelloImGary

Comedienne and Actress. I'm kind of a big deal.

Film of the year. Not even seen it yet."@AFPceleb: .@SteveCarell arrives for the 'Foxcatcher' screening @BFI. "


I don't do politics, but Louise Mensch is fucking mental. She's essentially just said that Labour Government = Ebola.


Eh? "@LouiseMensch: If there is a serious outbreak in the UK I doubt voters will risk a labour government. Time to get serious. #Ebola"


How many drugs did Iggy Azelea have to take to chose a stage name that was even worse than her terrible actual name?


No one has ever heard of Ricky Benz but I'm about to become his biggest fan.

HelloImGary's tweet image. No one has ever heard of Ricky Benz but I'm about to become his biggest fan.

That almost became a shaggy dog story but thry warmed it up under the grill and I fucking demolished all 12" of that butty.


And they have the temerity to serve me a cold hot sandwich. I've killed people for less.


I don't go to Subway much as I think the smell of bread baking is fucking disgusting but I relented as I was sick of having chips for dinner


The Subway in Picaddilly Gardens just served me a cold Meatball Marinara Sub and it's caused me to lose all faith in humanity.


I'm off to Subway to see how this works out.

HelloImGary's tweet image. I'm off to Subway to see how this works out.

I don't know what's going on amymore.

HelloImGary's tweet image. I don't know what's going on amymore.

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9.15 tonight at @kingssalford @OSheaOGaukroger 'Compared to The Two Ronnies and Morecambe & Wise, but with boobs.'


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Internet hecklers' guide to the panel on tonight's #bbcqt, by @Natt usvsth3m.com/post/100161011… via @UsVsTh3m


Stay Classy. "@SkyNewsTonight: poll: What sentence do you think Oscar Pistorius should receive? Tweet us a hashtag http://t.co/Q6Nn26nNlg"

HelloImGary's tweet image. Stay Classy. "@SkyNewsTonight:  poll: What sentence do you think Oscar Pistorius should receive? Tweet us a hashtag http://t.co/Q6Nn26nNlg"

Manchester United manager Louis van Gaal's three-month report card after taking over Old Trafford hotseat fw.to/OBNjHSa


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Willpower, baby powder and prayer. "@alimurray72: @nerdystripper how on earth did you get in/out of this? http://t.co/rn1Bg7oiXV"

nerdystripper's tweet image. Willpower, baby powder and prayer. "@alimurray72: @nerdystripper how on earth did you get in/out of this? http://t.co/rn1Bg7oiXV"

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