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a peak childhood moment was when my dad would come back from work and see us watching cartoons and he'd join us and we'd be explaining the characters and their powers and their names to him and he'd just listen and watch with us, then my mom would also join, peak bonding moment.…

A full blown adult that enjoys watching cartoon is a total red flag for me 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩🚩



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Liverpool 25/26 season

women have to deal with pregnancy, periods, and menopause. what do men have to deal with?



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an unaffectionate woman can do nothing for me but rot in hell

It could all be so simple sigh..



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I'd rather smoke crack in front of my mother

If you ain’t gonna love me this much, don’t waste my time 🤣

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Yet, when he doesn’t sit to watch cocomelon with the children after each day of hardwork, he is an absent Dad. You people are not serious

A full blown adult that enjoys watching cartoon is a total red flag for me 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 🚩 🚩 🚩🚩



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Knowing I contributed to these stats

South Africa has been ranked as the African country with the most handsome men.



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This story really broke my heart 💔


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Me too bitch you ain't special.

Kanye West says he regrets participating in life 😭 Video: tmz.me/gMrjfrz

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Me too nigga you aint special

I need 100Ms.



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This over a frontal any day and I will die on that hill

We think the same 😇



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Cheating is bad, cheating while she’s pregnant is worse, cheating without protection while she’s pregnant and infecting your partner is criminal

I have a friend who is an OBGYN and the amount of patients she has that are pregnant, and their partners are giving them STD’s … during pregnancy!



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Si Right bethuna 😂😂😂

Ingane zasemshadweni are annoying people



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I know exactly who to save. I’m not saving someone I’ve never met in my life. Saving my beautiful wife will always be my number one priority.

Marriage is scary because what if you don't know who to save if something goes wrong during labor 💔



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Children who appreciate and rate their fathers >>>>>>>>>>

Evening date with my best friend. 🤍

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Husbands & wives😭

Evening date with my best friend. 🤍

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That’s how men move when they are looking for wife. No time to waste. lol

Few days ago this guy in my estate stopped with his car, said he liked me and we exchanged numbers. Two days into the talking stage, he asked if I had a job and I said no. Brethren, since that day he hasn’t called me again. What happened?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣



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And us having this idea that they are meant to be easy ruins a lot. It’s 2 people who come from 2 completely different socialisations trying to coexist. It’s not easy.

Relationships aren’t easy.



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Zange sizicelele uzalelwa emshatweni norotso♥️

Ingane zasemshadweni are annoying people



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when she lets you know she’s selling it from the onset >>>

If you sexualize our conversation, I will monetize it.



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Any woman that doesn't show you she likes you, doesn't like you. This is not SS1.

I like women that actually show you that they like you



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