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How is that “deregulate everything” thing working out for you Texas?
Why is the infant in Silent Night “tender and mild”? Is he planning to eat it?
Heard some Republican supporter on the radio saying "Mike Pence is the kind of guy you would like to have living next-door to you". There you go Folks! It doesn’t get any creepier than that!
I should probably apologize to Jerry Falwell Junior. All this time I thought he was a closeted gay man, but in reality he was actually a real Conservative Christian who liked to watch his wife boinking with the pool guy. Sorry for doubting your family values dude.
RNC. Racists! Nazis! Crackers! If there's hell below, you're all gonna go!
It will be interesting to see how diverse the Republican national convention is this week. Especially since overall party diversity went down by 50% after Herman Cain died
Senators should stop releasing letters giving their thoughts on the state of the post office. No one is going to get them.
The only thing that would make the Steve Bannon story better would be if the lottery yacht he was arrested on was called the Lady Ghislaine. The more flabby pink things we find floating facedown in the oocean the better
Trying to turn negative into positive. Everytime I have a negative life-sucks-time-to-jump-off-a-bridge thought I banish myself to the exercise bike or weights for 15 minutes. Should look like Charles Atlas by the end of September.
So a barrel of crude oil has slipped into Martine territory. They can't give the stuff away. Pretty soon we'll be spreading crude butter on our bread, drinking Crude-ichinos at Starbucks and ordering artisanal crudenuts at the fancy donut shop.
Fickle little fascist fucker, Tiny penis orange huckster. Systemic Pandemic. Moronic Bubonic. Thin skinned. Triple chinned. Pea brained little Nazi. #MAGA
Wee, sleekit, cowrin, tim'rous jobby O, Comin' out my bummy O. You used to be food that were in my tummy O.
The war'ly race may riches chase, An' riches still may fly them, O; An' tho' at last they catch them fast, Their hearts can ne'er enjoy them, O. Green grow, &c. youtu.be/Io-n-WIcj_M
I was born a coal miner's daughter. Maybe. Actually probably not.
Reminiscing with a friend last night about our memories of taking Holy Communion in the Catholic Church. 1. You let somebody else put it in your mouth. 2. You are not allowed to chew it. 3. You just wait for it to melt in your mouth. HEY THAT SOUNDS LIKE A RECIPE FOR DICK!
The entire Trump administration is the physical manifestation of the children's book classic "Don't Let The Pigeon Drive the Bus"
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Trump To Reinforce Protections For Prayer In Schools. I guess that shows how much per God has these days since he can't do it himself.
Is the word "Cuntybaws" permissable in this impeachment trial?
if we could get a Warren/Sanders joint ticket, what would we call it? "Wanders" or "Sarren"? That last one may be a little too close to "Sauron" tho
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