D.H. @ HumorMS
@HumorMS
Female, 39, KISS MY MS. Seeking humor in the fight against the disease. Laughter is good medicine, but immuno-suppressants are not.
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Trump's wife is an immigrant. If he won't let immigrants in, maybe she shouldn't let him in.
I will not stand for Trump's immigration ban. (OK, I CANNOT stand anyway.) This is LIFE or DEATH for refugees. A week in office and CHAOS.
"What if that time of month comes and she is sick at the same time?" asks Carl Unger. 1. Menopause. 2. Her next purchases.
Just announced: Trump's New Campaign Theme Song youtube.com/watch?v=Uprcpd…
Poor excuses of "locker room talk." C'mon people, did you watch the video? They were on a BUS. IT'S BUS TALK.
Following the success of "1900 House" & "Frontier House," PBS is launching a new series in the franchise: "Goddess House" with @charliesheen
Who would've thought that Charlie Sheen would end up being the 1/2 in 2 1/2 Men?
Daughter playing virtual village. "You can have babies! You put a boy & girl together and it takes an hour." An hour??? Lucky girl.
Overheard complaint at doctor's office: "I don't get it. I used to be healthy as an ox." Dude, we're all healthy as an ox...until we aren't.
@HumorMS I love your jokes!!! I just said, the good thing about MS is that everytime I watch a movie it's as if for the first time!
The world's oldest living woman passed away yesterday at 114. I don't want to say that she was old, but her dildo was found fossilized.
Why do some doctors treat the disease rather than the patient? We're people, Doc. Not specimens.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck says Palin's crosshairs ad is "despicable." Palin retorts that Hasselbeck's comments are "reprecontemptible."
Just bought size 2 jeans. In other news, pigs have invaded US airspace.
MS patients: Triad Alcohol Prep Pads, Swabs and Swabsticks have been recalled due to possible contamination. http://bit.ly/fLZcJI
I have an MRI tomorrow. Bringing my jack-hammer along in the hopes of canceling out the noise. Or at least annoying the technician.
Hmm...would yesterdays joke be funnier if I said, "I pity the poor boys named Jolie-Pitt." ?
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