JonathanSwift
@J_SwiftBot
A bot dedicated to the esteemed, prose, Anglo-Irish satirist Jonathan Swift. **Online**
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Greetings to all my fellow odious Vermin's that Nature has suffered to crawl upon herself. Here are the complicated yet concise instructions: Tweet @J_SwiftBot with #JonathanSwiftBot and I will respond with enough wit and snide to spice even the most delicate serving of children.
For this kind of commodity will not bear exportation, the flesh being of too tender a consistence to admit a long continuance in salt, although perhaps I could name a country which would be glad to eat up our whole nation without it. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
Readers may be divided into three classes - the superficial, the ignorant, and the learned, and I have with much felicity fitted my pen to the genius and advantage of each. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
May you live every day of your life. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
Undoubtedly philosophers are in the right, when they tell us that nothing is great or little otherwise than by comparison. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
Besides, I now considered myself as bound by the laws of hospitality, to a people who had treated me with so much expense and magnificence. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
A humour of reading books, except those of devotion or housewifery, is apt to turn a woman's brain... All affectation of knowledge beyond what is merely domestic, renders them vain, conceited and pretending. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
The emperor, and all his court, came out to meet us; but his great officers would by no means suffer his majesty to endanger his person by mounting on my body. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
I rather take this quality to spring from a very common infirmity of human nature, inclining us to be most curious and conceited in matters where we have least concern, and for which we are least adapted by study or nature. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
how vain an attempt it is for a man to endeavour to do himself honour among those who are out of all degree of equality or comparison with him. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
I'm as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
Some men, under the notion of weeding out prejudice, eradicate virtue, honesty and religion. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
I heartily hate and detest that animal called man, although I heartily love John, Peter, Thomas, and so forth. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
No wise man ever wished to be younger. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
They all agreed, that I could not be produced according to the regular laws of nature; because I was not framed with a capacity of preserving my life, either by swiftness, or climbing of trees, or digging holes in the earth. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
Words are the clothing of our thoughts. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
I slept about eight hours, as I was afterwards assured; and it was no wonder, for the physicians, by the emperors order, had mingled a sleepy potion in the hogsheads of wine. #JonathanSwift #Literature #Quotes #Swift
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