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Gonna have this on repeat and burst out into deranged “HAHAHA”s all week
I’M TRYING TO GO TO SPACE & you can help me get there! If you retweet this video, I’ll print your name on a shirt and wear it in space in your honor ☄️ #inspiration4contest #sendsimonetospace sendsimoneto.space
Here’s my statement on today’s violence at the Capitol.
if you ask a coworker “how are you” and they say “well, im here” that loosely translates to “i need you to push me off the roof. we can make it look like an accident. if i die, im finally free. if i live, we’ll sue this place and split the money. please for the love of god help m
If you know someone who doesn’t have anxiety issues, that’s a demon. You’re friends with a demon.
Please Please Please stop teaching little girls that boys who are mean to them like them. They grow into women that have now been taught to excuse men's toxic behaviors and that can become deadly.
Bold of you to assume that my feelings could ever be hurt after all the mean things I’ve already said to myself in the past.
Every morning zzz ＜⌒／ヽ-､_＿_ ／＜_/＿＿＿＿／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣ ∧_∧ i want ( ･ω･) tacos ＿| ⊃／(＿＿_ ／ └-(＿＿＿_／ ￣￣￣￣￣￣￣
IS IT JUST ME, OR DID I JUST PULL OFF THE GREATEST TWITTER SCHEME OF ALL TIME????? Read the first word of my tweets to find out....
I made a helpful flowchart to help you decide if you should talk to me.
person: how are you me: good! [after 4 seconds of reflection] should’ve said bad. bad was the right answer.
Just let the shows you loved as a child remain dear memories. Don't YouTube them. Trust me, they were all shit.
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