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When you’re walking and you can feel your ass jiggling 😭😹


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How it feels to be the only one who perceives a malicious vibe from someone that everyone else likes


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My final act of love is becoming someone I never could have become with you but also someone I could have never become without you


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Nah cuz we really be needing it fr

i just want a covered porch so i can sit outside in thunderstorms like an old lady with my coffee and mumble "we needed this"

cabinsmountain's tweet image. i just want a covered porch so i can sit outside in thunderstorms like an old lady with my coffee and mumble "we needed this"


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Me watching girls who date for money get gifted their dream cars for valentines:


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when I see an old man working food delivery and suddenly shit aint funny anymore


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How the relationship feels when you keep your friends out of it


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The man wanted to record the romantic moments he was dancing with his wife, but an uninvited guest joined in.


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"My intention is to grow with the company" Receives a job offer with higher pay;


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‘Courage the Cowardly Dog’ is set to stream on Tubi on March 1st.

ToonHive's tweet image. ‘Courage the Cowardly Dog’ is set to stream on Tubi on March 1st.
ToonHive's tweet image. ‘Courage the Cowardly Dog’ is set to stream on Tubi on March 1st.

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It’s literally like this

y’all ever smoke pissed off and feel the hate leave your body



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don’t borrow grief from the future babe everything is going to work out the way it’s meant to


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I can attest to this. When you clearly recognize abundance as your birthright, you will naturally detach from the illusions of this economy and effortlessly attract all of your desires and blessings into your reality. Believe you deserve it and the Universe will serve it.

IDGAF what the economy is doing, I’m going to get what I want, eat well, and live an abundant, happy, well-designed life. I didn’t come here to suffer or be in bondage.



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receipt readers at walmart after you say “no” and keep walking


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If the Halftime show wasn’t “white enough” for you, go read the epstein files, it’s all in english and full of white people

Illegal aliens and Latin hookers twerking at the SuperBowl. Not a single white person or English translation at the Super Bowl. This isn’t White enough for me. Cant even watch a Super Bowl anymore because immigrants have literally ruined everything.



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“Why are you taking so long in the shower” Me:


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did not know it was so unpopular to look back and realize you weren’t genuinely in love with someone despite thinking you were at the time


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I’m obsessed with love because it’s literally God’s frequency.


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against my own will at that.

been going through some insane character development.



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This is the kind of content I prefer to see. I’m not interested in people’s breakups and divorces.

T-pain and his wife have been married for 22 years

blacktwiterthrd's tweet image. T-pain and his wife have been married for 22 years


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