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Is it just me or is there a secretary Kim in literally every #kdrama? Sometimes there are even two... #secretarykim


New quote of the day: as fake as cubic zirconia #BlingEmpireS3


Enjoying a perfect (look at those sexy layers!) Pain au chocolat on a lazy Saturday with the fam 🥐

Jawminsky's tweet image. Enjoying a perfect (look at those sexy layers!) Pain au chocolat on a lazy Saturday with the fam 🥐

After a weekend of explosive diarrhea-filled diapers, Monday just keeps on giving. Not only did I melt my pump parts but I'm missing nipple tissue from chronic poor latching. Baby hasn't slept solidly all night and hubby won't be home all week. What else can go wrong?


You know how boys used to snap bra straps back in high school? At 35, I didn't think this would still be an issue but my 6 month old just discovered that pulling elastic things is the most hilarious thing in the world.


A 19 year old nanny fresh out of high school that I'm trying to hire charges 27 dollars an hour. I, an accomplished scientist with a PhD, makes less than a 19 year old nanny.

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You know what's cool? Armadillos.


For a comedian, is it just me or is Che Diaz not funny at all? #AJLT #CheDiaz


I don't understand ig stories.


It's #Caturday an unimpressed Ryoshi on his new perch. It's a #vitamix cat standoff but with Kirkland wipes. #mainecoon

Jawminsky's tweet image. It's #Caturday an unimpressed Ryoshi on his new perch. It's a #vitamix cat standoff but with Kirkland wipes. #mainecoon

Rip #BobSaget Danny Tanner was the dad figure I always wished I'd had.


When taking the first and only family Christmas photo doesn't go quite as planned... #caturday #christmas2021 #babyJ #bloopers

Jawminsky's tweet image. When taking the first and only family Christmas photo doesn't go quite as planned...
#caturday #christmas2021 #babyJ #bloopers

It's #Caturday Kumo enjoying his new scratching home!

Jawminsky's tweet image. It's #Caturday
Kumo enjoying his new scratching home!

Today, I was bonding with my baby while he nursed. Then he burped on my boob. #baby #postpartum #firsttimemom #momlife


Today I discovered #cambells cream of 🥓 🍲. What will they cream and can next?


First 3 #WheelOfTime episodes on prime video were so good! Has kind of a Witcher vibe. I can't wait to read the books all over again!


New favorite quote of the day: bake cheesecake, snag a husband.


What a gorgeous view it was last week outside building 50. The NIH is so beautiful in the spring! #nihcampus #nih #nhlbi #postdoclife #bethesda #springindc #cherryblossoms

Jawminsky's tweet image. What a gorgeous view it was last week outside building 50. The NIH is so beautiful in the spring! 
#nihcampus #nih #nhlbi #postdoclife #bethesda #springindc #cherryblossoms

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