Jennifer
@Jayfer84
Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing, and your attitude when you have everything.
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Your trauma is not an excuse to be manipulative, nonchalant, or narcissistic towards good people.
people who drive faster than me? reckless lunatics. people who drive slower than me? annoying cowards. and me? perfect, as per usual
Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman
I’m no better than an old person
It shouldn't be this way but 9/10 if you hold a man down through his lowest period, he's gonna punish you for that with betrayal or abandonment. I dunno why and tbh it's not worth figuring out the why, just listen to your elders and don't do that shit
people got mad when i said it before but nobody with high self esteem cheats. like i nvr seen it
I want to get in a time machine to go back to 1998 and try to convince people that in 2024 a near-60 year old Mike Tyson will be fighting a kid from Disney Channel over the world wide web via the company that rents DVDs via mail, broadcast by Rosie Perez.
people who say “i didn’t ask you to do that” while you’re addressing their lack of appreciation for things.
no bad time to remember that as an adult you can’t actually be in trouble with another adult. they can be annoyed at you, misunderstand you, dislike your choices, dislike *you*- but you’re not in trouble! because you can’t be!
You know what humbles me? When I buy panties and them mfs look big out the pack, then I try them on and it’s perfect 😭😭😭😭
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I’m no better than an old person
Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?
A will? I don't even have a way
& i be giving her 200mg of caffeine as soon as i wake up i'm so sorry diva
It’s time!
It’s officially the 21st night of September, so don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for Earth, Wind & Fire.
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