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Jeremiah Orr

@JerryOnJava

Programmer, coder, hacker, developer, software engineer, whatever ⌨️ (he/him) On Mastodon: @[email protected]

Cuddled up and reading the last chapter of A Boy Called Bat #CVODOB23

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For anyone on Mastodon, I’m over there at fosstodon.org/@jerryorr That’s mostly where I’ll be doing my social media-ing for the foreseeable future. Not enjoying this place anymore. Vibe on the instance I’m using (fosstodon.org) is a lot better


Time for Dr Oz to head home and get back to selling scam diet pills!

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My least favorite ice breaker is sharing “fun facts.” It inadvertently becomes a contest. Worse, it highlights privilege. I prefer sharing boring facts. People are delighted by the simplicity and it’s much easier to establish rapport. So… what’s a boring fact about you?


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A Brief History of Men Today Are Too Feminine and Women Too Masculine 🧵


Life changing 🧵

You've been speaking English your entire life but did you know that the words you speak are all created from 26 individual letters? Here are the 26 letters that you MUST know:



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We are living in the Digital Dark Age. 99.9% of the world's information is stored digitally, and one day it might either be lost or inaccessible...

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99.9% of the world's information is stored digitally, and one day it might either be lost or inaccessible...

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Let’s share tech stack horror stories: what’s the worst workflow or most absurd limitation you’ve hit with a codebase? I'll start: while working as a subcontractor, I wasn’t able to submit code directly for review. I had to attach the updated files to an email. 🥲 What's yours?


TODO: make a keyboard shortcut that inserts TODO comments in my code


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A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore 🧵


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overheard a teenaged girl ask her dad to explain what started World War II. he tried to play it cool but I could see it in his eyes, this was the moment he'd been waiting for for fifteen years


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Sometimes I get frustrated when I compare arts and tech salaries, but look tech people I'm not saying you are the problem I'm saying the exchange rate is in our favor and someone with a FAANG salary could literally commission their own opera once per year so we should do that


Ceci n'est pas un tweet


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i have thought about this hacker news comment nearly every day since november ninth twenty seventeen

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When I have trouble naming a class, it’s usually a sign that the class is poorly designed. Time to refactor.


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Plane delayed for hard to understand reasons


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thinking about the time radio astronomers spent years tearing their hair out over a random and inexplicably strong yet brief signal that turned out to be the millisecond between someone opening a running microwave and the safety kicking in en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peryton_(…


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