JesusCake's profile picture. Evidence suggests Jesus was a sado-masochist. We're talking huge whips. And cake..well..any way you slice the fucker..it's damn delicious. Pray for cake. #LGBT

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Evidence suggests Jesus was a sado-masochist. We're talking huge whips. And cake..well..any way you slice the fucker..it's damn delicious. Pray for cake. #LGBT

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Trump is President and still the most insecure man on the planet.


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The White House removed its climate change web page. And the healthcare, civil rights and LGBT sections. Just thought you should know.


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Quick, someone say the safe word!! Come on you fucking Americans!! WHAT IS THE FUCKING SAFE WORD!!!! #Inauguration


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jesus christ not now sexbot


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17 days 'til Trump is sworn in as president of Russia.


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Nothing says Merry Christmas like a festive PDF from upper management.


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A vetting of Rudy Giuliani's ethical conflicts found that he didn't have enough of them to join the Trump administration.


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Friday night on Twitter's like that scene in Trainspotting where Ewan Mcgregor shits out his heroin and goes diving in a toilet for it.


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Do you vape? Have you tried Furball Flavor? It has a musky, earthy, cat sweaty taste. Available in stores now.


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See @JohnKerry's tribute to 2016 #KCHonors recipients: "These artists don’t just entertain ... they transform." → goo.gl/kRxPp0

EngageState's tweet image. See @JohnKerry's tribute to 2016 #KCHonors recipients: "These artists don’t just entertain ... they transform." → goo.gl/kRxPp0

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I'm sure @realDonaldTrump will say @AlecBaldwin was NOT FUNNY at all in the role of sign-holder...

girlsreallyrule's tweet image. I'm sure @realDonaldTrump will say @AlecBaldwin was NOT FUNNY at all in the role of sign-holder...

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Watching people meltdown over a Black Santa in the Mall of America. "Santa is white!" Well, in our internment camp he was Asian. So there.


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Could someone who has Donald Trump's ear please take away his phone + tell him that he now has a very big job to do? facebook.com/theDanRather/p…


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In a previous tweet I said Mike Pence supports electrocuting gay people which is not true, he supports torturing them. My apologies.


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Wait, wait. "At least" 4 grandparents? Just how many are we expected to have? We're not all Trump children with three possible moms.

GeorgeTakei's tweet image. Wait, wait. "At least" 4 grandparents? Just how many are we expected to have? We're not all Trump children with three possible moms.

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1) The pipeline will transport 20 million gallons of crude oil every day. A spill would potentially threaten dozens of bodies of water.


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Pumpkin Pie Blizzard

RTtheBEST's tweet image. Pumpkin Pie Blizzard

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