Karl Buckley
@KBWrangler
Equine Dentist who is into Campdrafting and Team Penning
According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone. Lonely is a feeling when no one cares.
ISIS members believe that they will go directly to hell if they are killed by a woman, so they are terrified of female soldiers.
When ignored by someone whose attention means the most to you, the reaction in the brain is similar to physical pain.
iPhone = Eye Phone = Illuminati Phone. Siri spelled backwards is Iris, thats a part of the Eye. Apple is Illuminati. They're watching you.
1 out of 5 adults urinate in public swimming pools, this is what causes the redness of the eyes, not chlorine
25,000,000 of your cells died while you were reading this sentence.
July 27th is 'Take Your Houseplant for a Walk Day'
The Blue Whale ejaculates over 40 gallons of Sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female and you always wondered why the sea tasted salty?
Lonely is not a feeling when you are alone. Lonely is a feeling when no one cares...
Taking a shower during a lightning storm is not recommended – A lightning strike can be conducted from many miles away through a water pipe.
If you have painful gas, lay on your back and lift your left knee to your chest. You'll fart it right out.
Pretending not to care is the habit of someone who generally cares the most. Known as an emotional defense mechanism.
The word "bae", used by many as a replacement for "baby", is the Danish word for "poop."
You could face a $150 fine for failing to flush the toilet in Singapore.
Your entire life consists of: Education for 12 years, College for 4 years, & working until you die.
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