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Please retweet if you're 18+ and still watch cartoons, I need to prove to my mom I'm bot alone. Reply with your favorite cartoon. Mine is spongebob...


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Apple Music: idk here just pick something Spotify: Master, I hope you don’t mind, but while you slept i tracked your brain activity. According to my results, these are the songs you should listen to today, in this order, for maximum productivity. I trust you will be pleased.


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When you eating a Popeyes biscuit and can’t find a drink in sight


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so i think i found a new #blackmirror #bandersnatch ending


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Rt to pay this dog respect 😪

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Lmfaooooo someone said this looks like it’s straight out of the office and I cannot stop laughing

Trump to photographers: Are you taking good pictures so we look 'nice and handsome and thin?' Kim Jong-un: ...



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“incredibles 2 is for children” me:


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If the Warriors win the NBA Championship we’ll give everyone who retweets this a free pair of socks


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good morning, i went to chick-fil-a for breakfast and my total came out to $6.66 so the cashier changed it to 6.26 and gave me a large lemonade for free. the devil works hard but damn do chick-fil-a employees work harder


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If the Cleveland Cavaliers win the 2018 NBA finals I’ll buy everyone who retweet’s this a jersey...


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Dipo's gotta give Chuck some singing lessons 😂 (via @NBAonTNT)


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I could really use a day of laying in bed and watching The Office for twelve hours.


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