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Mrs. Koler

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Language Arts Teacher at Berkshire Jr/Sr High School

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Fun email sign-offs you can use instead of "Warm regards": - "Good night sweet prince" - "Parting is such sweet sorrow" - "I am gone forever" - "Forever and forever farewell, Brutus. / If we do meet again, we'll smile indeed; / If not, ’tis true this parting was well made."


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My toxic trait is that I sometimes lure wayward sailors to a watery grave with my irresistible voice


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Laius and Jocasta when they got the prophecy about Oedipus

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I love Shakespeare

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SparkNotes's tweet image. I love Shakespeare
SparkNotes's tweet image. I love Shakespeare
SparkNotes's tweet image. I love Shakespeare

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Men are literally obsessed with eating the cows of the sun god and invoking the divine wrath of Zeus


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crewman: theseus we're supposed to put up the white sails of triumph so your father knows you survived the journey! given that he'll almost certainly throw himself into the sea out of grief, why would you leave up the black sails of death? theseus: looks cooler


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I was punished by the gods once and it's been downhill ever since. And then uphill, and then downhill, and then uphill, and then downh


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CAESAR What say'st thou to me now? Speak once again. SOOTHSAYER The vibes are off.


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did it hurt? when you flew too close to the sun on wings made of wax and plummeted to the sea below as a result of your own hubris


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English teachers

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Back in my day we didn't have "Google." If you wanted to know where the ducks go during the winter you had to ask a cab driver and just hope to God he had the answer.


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Pride stands for courage, it stands for justice, and most of all it stands for love. As we recall the trials the LGBTQ+ community has endured and celebrate the trailblazers who’ve bravely fought for equality, let us recommit to the work that remains. Happy Pride Month!


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Ides of March spoilers but there's no context

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SparkNotes's tweet image. Ides of March spoilers but there's no context
SparkNotes's tweet image. Ides of March spoilers but there's no context

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On this day in 44 BC, Julius Caesar looked around and said, "Kind of a weird vibe in here."


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Once again reminding you all that the Ides of March is a scam holiday invented by Big Dagger to sell more daggers


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The American Rescue plan gives $130 billion to schools, so they have the resources they need to get kids safely back in the classroom. Help is here.


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📁Greek mythology └📁The Trojan War └📁The Trojan Horse └⚠️This folder is empty (I swear)


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Hades: Don't look behind you, or else Eurydice must return to the Underworld forever. Orpheus:


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just a heads up. i will be running around the house. as fast as possible. for the next 15 seconds. i will have no regard for furniture. or any individuals in my way. when i am done. do not ask me why i have done this. because i do not know


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