LMAOOO ITS A BULL MARKET AND YOU THINK IMMA DO RESEARCH???? Lemme just spam that green button a couple times how’s that for research
i can’t imagine being a girl it must be so annoying to have to sit down to poop
Surprise visit to see my girls apartment for the first time: 1. She already has the toilet seat up for me 2. Turn on the tv: already on ESPN 3. Look in the closet: a man so I can make a new friend. An accommodating queen!
....a masterpiece
me at the club: hi bouncer here’s my fake id bouncer: sorry i can’t let u in w that me: ah how silly of me here’s my checklist bouncer: enjoy have a goodnight sir
Guys out there who are nervous to talk girls... just know that she has at one point had terrible farts and uncontrollable diarrhea... they are human... :D
before u leave the house tonight make sure you have: ✅ a fake id ✅ a checklist ✅ and a phone nearby to stream “never going back” on spotify
I just hope I live long enough to see a sex robot murder a client.
this girl invited me over to smash but didn’t even have a nintendo switch fucking idiot
Here’s a vid that always throws me into an existential crisis. ENJOY!!
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