Retweet this, because the ongoing success of this Twitter account is the only thing standing between you and the Armageddon you so richly deserve.
But banning Alex Jones is a slippery slope to banning all other thumb-shaped screaming mutants who harass the parents of murdered children
The best thing humanity can do to save the planet, objectively speaking and beyond a shadow of a doubt, is die.
A marriage is supposed to be between a man, his mistress, a rolled-up magazine, his lawyer, his daughter, his porn star, his publicist, his Russian dictator and his wife.
Remember, Valentine's Day is the only day you're allowed to love your significant other
Falcon Heavy launch simulation almost ready. Will be set to Bowie’s Life on Mars.
Listening to people like Pai blatantly lie about things countered with five seconds on google makes you really understand why our less developed ancestors just bludgeoned the disliked to death with animal bones. And why removing that enables shitty people. The sliding bone scale.
Trump: "We will stand up for our country like we have never stood up before." Well let’s see, my grandfather fought the Nazis in World War II but I guess defending a pedophile so you can give money to corporations is sorta the same thing.
if u dont stop the FCC that mf stephen hawking gonna need to pay $3.99 to talk
FCC votes to allow for the rape of all Americans by monopoly, surprising zero humans. Ajit "Verizon Puppet" Pai nodded in agreement with himself, as he rolled a $100 bill around his finger, slid it deep into his ass, smelled and then licked it with a deep, moaning satisfaction.
Someone should ask Kojima what kind of game it is.
One of my most requested internet hits just got a fan driven gofundme page! Wow! gofundme.com/full-silent-ni…
Why do bad things happen to good people? To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
UPDATE: We may vote on the Republican tax bill TONIGHT. We don't have the final bill. We don't have analysis from the Joint Committee on Taxation as to whether or not the bill would boost the economy. We don't have a Treasury Department analysis. This is OUTRAGEOUS!
I was just doing some research and realized Clips4Sale has a better security policy than all 3 credit bureaus. I don't know how to feel about this.
Welcome home, @RealDonaldTrump! While you were gone we started actually punishing people for sexual harassment so, you know, heads up.
By the way, I'm only giving @Namecheap 88¢ for this one cause I'm predicting when this is up for renewal in a year, they'll all be in jail and this won't be funny anymroe.
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