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Safaricom has rolled out a new feature called Shiriki Pay that lets you give someone direct access to spend from your M-PESA wallet. Here are more details about the new feature Thread below;


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I was homeless for six months in 2011. I slept in my car. I used to park behind a small church because it was dark and quiet. I thought nobody knew I was there. Every morning, I’d wake up, drive to a gas station to wash my face, and go to work (yes, I had a job, just couldn't…


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It’s a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It’s a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.


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Trees have been getting more hugs than you lately.


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She gave birth to me and decided to fall asleep. it’s been 25years now, who even loves sleep like that?? 😊😹Ofcourse my lady mama.

how dramatic is your mum?



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Someone gifted my daughter a cooking set but I will never forgive them, she’s been cooking and I’ve been eating this plastic pretend food since morning. I am tired.


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Money in your pocket can’t hide the poverty in your character. You’re not a man of stature, you're just a loser with funding. Quote of the year 2025.


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Being financially stable requires the selfishness to protect your money from the emergencies of other people.


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This is the best thing I have seen this December. A lovely way to end my year.

xysist's tweet image. This is the best thing I have seen this December. A lovely way to end my year.

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Gender reveals always confuse me , who’s the one holding the secret, and what criteria do they even use to shock the parents?

Okay this is the coolest gender reveal I’ve seen yet.



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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation … Close your laptop, beloved….


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Have you ever seen a flying backheel reverse scissor kick one bounce top corner goal?!?? How tf do you even describe this? This is the only instance of such a goal being scored. Never before. Never since.

A century of @premierleague goals for @ErlingHaaland 🤖 But which of Erling's 1⃣0⃣0⃣ was your favourite? 🧐



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Kuna time tulitoka date na coolkid flani, tukachukua cab, imdrop kwao alafu mimi mtaani. kufika kwao akasema "This is me." Mimi nikadhani anasema This is me azin that is how she is always is in terms of her personality. Nikajibu This is me too and you are yet to see more.


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ngga is clearly SITTING. I hate misinformation

🚨 A duck remained standing on the wing of an airplane for the entire flight.



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At base level, we are just National Geographic participants with more anxiety

🚨 A duck remained standing on the wing of an airplane for the entire flight.



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This is ridiculously funny and creative. 🤣🤣🤣


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it’s a protest against capitalism

Why’s everyone suddenly starting sentences with small letters. It’s not cool, fr.



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excellent use of freewill

Who decided that candles go on top?

whhygee's tweet image. Who decided that candles go on top?


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November 7 2015, Timothy Bradley is losing at the end of the 7th Round. His coach Teddy Atlas comes on and, after some technical advice, reminds him that though the fire is coming, they are firemen, and the flames mean nothing to them. He went on to win the match

What’s the hardest motivational quote you’ve ever heard?



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Very well aligned for the inflation of traffic police hongo. Hii itaitwa Karao

What’s the hardest motivational quote you’ve ever heard?



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