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The Nard Dog

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before coming under my tweets with your emotions and dense thoughts, keep in mind that i am a stranger to you. I do not care about how you feel



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People say a 21 and 24/25 year old can’t even date, of course it’s gonna fucking trickle down to children

OP is 16 😭 what the fuck is wrong with kids recently thinking that even breathing near a somewhat younger child is predatory.



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gf amazed at my ability to jack off completely silently, they clearly weren't in boy scouts where its required to have that skill tree maxed out


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I swear he was just trying whatever and it was just going into the back of the net. That run of form was sooo fake

Premier League's best player is back, Cole Palmer is back. WOW!



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Clav is funny because he has the autistic incel worldview but he’a good looking so women actually care what he says. The perfect trojan horse.

Clavicular roast 20 year old for ruining her body with tattoos 💀



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Esports athletes at the highest level have the minds and the eye-hand coordination of absolute freaks of nature.

What calculating spell cooldowns for 12 years does to a man:



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Ain’t no way bro even found the robot’s weak spot 😭😭

من موسى

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there's an epidemic of fake learning. duolingo, tiktok, youtube. it's all entertainment cleverly disguised as education. real learning is hard. it's uncomfortable. if it feels 'fun', you probably aren't learning anything.

My father has a 1200+ day Spanish streak on Duolingo. We went on holiday to Spain recently and he could hardly string two sentences together. What the fuck is the point of that app?



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Look at these routes bruh

Mahomes isn't the problem guys...



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Im beggining to think maybe AJ Brown has been right about everything. He might be the only sane person alive and we’re all the crazy ones


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Jalen Hurts when he doesn’t have 8 seconds to throw and Saquon isn’t running for 200 yards

QsamaBJohnston's tweet image. Jalen Hurts when he doesn’t have 8 seconds to throw and Saquon isn’t running for 200 yards

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This is funny but it’s even funnier when you realize it’s being done at an away game

من Arye Pulli

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Black Friday fell off niggas used to be in the cold getting slimed for them deals


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Our guy is the laughing stock of the league 💔

Saved this in the drafts for nothing 💔

Jackson_muse's tweet image. Saved this in the drafts for nothing 💔


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Jordan Love Sicko Throw of the Week (™) Game.


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everyone knows that this is because USAID ended and the shutdown stopped EBT

🚨 THE SNEAKER MARKET JUST COLLAPSED - AND NOBODY KNOWS WHY A sneaker shop owner says the entire market “died overnight.” And the numbers are insane: • Shoes that were $500–$600 now won’t move at $300 • Jordan 1s sitting for $90 • Dunks and GRs gathering dust • Even HEAT…



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A better depiction of what I meant below ⬇️

I also liked the classic Harry Kane “start offside” move for his goal whether he meant it intentionally or not. Something he should add more to his game for sure. Time to get his head down & work.

LKCOYB's tweet image. I also liked the classic Harry Kane “start offside” move for his goal whether he meant it intentionally or not.

Something he should add more to his game for sure.

Time to get his head down & work.


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Damn Burrow damn near cried. Shame on me for saying they should keep that man away from the game he loves.


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Tom Brady once was a backup… #WaitingOnMyMoment

MurrayHillGuy1's tweet image. Tom Brady once was a backup… #WaitingOnMyMoment

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All good, I got this for you

NewStripeCity's tweet image. All good, I got this for you

Saved this in the drafts for nothing 💔

Jackson_muse's tweet image. Saved this in the drafts for nothing 💔


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I like the way you talk...



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