LeftHandedLisaH's profile picture. Lord, please give me the COFFEE to change the things I can, and the WINE to accept the things I cannot

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@LeftHandedLisaH

Lord, please give me the COFFEE to change the things I can, and the WINE to accept the things I cannot

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That's Thuan on the left. He's from Vietnam. He's on a 10 year green card, no citizenship yet. We married six years ago. He's a special guy. He thinks I'm pretty neat, too. We spend most of our time getting fat over our shared love of food, playing with our dog, and travelling toโ€ฆ

unclejerich0's tweet image. That's Thuan on the left. He's from Vietnam. He's on a 10 year green card, no citizenship yet. We married six years ago. He's a special guy. He thinks I'm pretty neat, too. We spend most of our time getting fat over our shared love of food, playing with our dog, and travelling toโ€ฆ

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elvisgotkilled's tweet image.

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In case you missed Saturday Night Live last nightโ€ฆ Here is the entire full SNL cold open with Maya Rudolph, VP Kamala Harris, Andy Samburg, Jim Gaffigan, Bowen Yang, and Dana Carvey. James Austin Johnson nailed Donald Trump! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


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1. With less than a week to go before Election Day, letโ€™s talk about expectations, specifically the common expectation that this shouldnโ€™t be a close race.


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Compare and contrast: a clip from Trump's June 2015 speech announcing his candidacy and a clip from Trump's low-energy speech today at Mar-a-Lago. The difference is jarring.


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"Bohemian Trumpsody" from @marshsongs may just be the best thing I've seen all day. Not only are the lyrics spot on, but man they can saaaaaaang!


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The overflow photo is pretty wow.. x.com/acnewsitics/stโ€ฆ

Kamala Harris overflow crowd is getting bigger.

acnewsitics's tweet image. Kamala Harris overflow crowd is getting bigger.


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The McDonaldโ€™s Trump โ€œworkedโ€ at has been getting so many fake reviews on Yelp, Yelp has stopped new comments from being added. Here are a few: โ€œCustomer service was a joke. Senile old man got bronzer on my fries, didnโ€™t wear gloves. Repeated himself several times, somethingโ€ฆ

MikeSington's tweet image. The McDonaldโ€™s Trump โ€œworkedโ€ at has been getting so many fake reviews on Yelp, Yelp has stopped new comments from being added. Here are a few:

โ€œCustomer service was a joke. Senile old man got bronzer on my fries, didnโ€™t wear gloves. Repeated himself several times, somethingโ€ฆ

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Rich kid in Springfield, Missouri gets caught red-handed stealing 60+ Harris/Walz yard signs.


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I'm sharing every damn one of these!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Kamala Harris overflow crowd is getting bigger.

acnewsitics's tweet image. Kamala Harris overflow crowd is getting bigger.


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This might be the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. This just happened and the audio was not changed in anyway. Look what song he chose. ๐Ÿ˜‚


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Trump had such a severe cognitive breakdown during his town hall today, he stopped taking questions and insisted that he and the crowd just listen to music. Then he reportedly stood there for half an hour while music played before someone finally led him away. Heโ€™s 100% senile.


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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Hurricane Milton Floridians who have lived through Storms their entire lives are reporting to have never ever witnessed anything like this. Truth is stranger than Fiction.


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Mickey is not a migrant.

RonFilipkowski's tweet image. Mickey is not a migrant.

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No shots fired. Never had line of sight to presumptive target. At this point, calling this an attempted assassination is like calling egging someoneโ€™s house an attempted omelette.

NEW: The USSS Director says during a press conference the man with the gun did not have a line of sight to Trump and fired no shots. The investigation is ongoing, but so far there are only gun charges.



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Sarah Cooper is a National Treasure ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃhttps://t.co/pr6aetsJ67


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I canโ€™t stop laughing. ๐Ÿ˜†



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I watched this 100 times ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ


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