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Longhorn Humor

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Jeans, boots, & burnt orange, y'all. Note: This is a parody account. Not affiliated with @UTAustin. Email: [email protected]

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Manning would’ve punched it in from the 1 yard line. Yeah, I said it.

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Hey Ohio State…

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Dicker the Kicker with the 57-yarder 🤘

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Timothée Chalamet goes with his "movie dad" Matthew McConaughey and picks Texas to win the SEC title game.

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Justice for Bevo 🐂

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Bevo Not Going To The SEC Chip Is Absolute Bullshit. The Best Mascot In College Football For The Biggest Game Of The Weekend Be Better @SEC

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Final. Texas A&M 7, Texas 17

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And it’s goodbye to A&M… Longhorns win 17-7 🤘

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The 👀 of Texas are upon 👇

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Aggies can't even fire the fuckin cannon 😭😭😭 Worried about looking like a soldier instead of actually operating like one 🥴

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