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@LovesTheCrack

I'm 26, but look 60 after partying my whole life.

Most epic blue angel ever caught on camera? #fart #fartcam #blueangel vine.co/v/OuQbxUEWw01


I wonder why they are trying to ban vaping in public #vaping #ecig vine.co/v/OBZZMPvzU1Z


Was just in Paris and learned Pulp Fiction was telling the truth!

LovesTheCrack's tweet image. Was just in Paris and learned Pulp Fiction was telling the truth!

Do you think they call Cheerios "Hellos" in Britain?


I love manslaughter... But I also like when women laugh.


Remember the movie Home Alone? vine.co/v/MaUWhZrKIpw


The anticipation for the Super Bowl is killing me! - Phillip Seymour Hoffman


A boner is like a thumbs up from your balls to whatever you're thinking about.


What aisle are the pubic hair combs in? vine.co/v/hE9Uaar5pnp


Why is Santa's sack so big?... He only comes once a year.


Gay jokes aren't funny... Cum on guys.


What does an angry pepper do? ... It gets jalapeño face.


Judges do their best Hitler impressions. Nein! #DWTS vine.co/v/hTJYKH3rHnB


How to tell that you live with a woman? vine.co/v/hI2VdrPKMau


I'M ALL SMILES! 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃 #smiles vine.co/v/hDtzgHtKgEn


Auditioning for So You Think You Can Dance 2014. vine.co/v/hwzE5WVbMPj


My penis is a butt-seeking missile.


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