MungJuice
@Lutor326
lawyer, foodie, poker player, dad. tinker, tailor, soldier, spy. get fucked if you don't want Epstein files released.
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Was talking to a friend about my phone spying on me. Today I get an ad for a product that stops your phone from spying on you.
We’re all impressed by how you order the most esoteric dish on the menu to prove how cultured you are
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Now I'M angry
My 5 year old just asked me why you cant bring water on the plane and I never thought I’d have to explain airport security rules and the airport shop revenue increasing conspiracy and now I’m angry. why haven’t we revolted, if I want a jar of PB on a plane why not????
@2PokerGuys I'm thinking this probably deserves a breakdown
Odds of flopping a straight flush with the ace high flush? While it’s unlucky to be on the wrong end of such rare poker hands, this immediately felt like a reckless & expensive mistake. What weighs on me is not the unavoidable but the regret of my own decisions in real time.
The problem with raging against the machine is that the machine has learned to feed off rage
Same (kinda). If I stack @sashimipoker next Monday I will give one retweeter of this $100. Must be following me, Sashimi, and @MaxPainMonday.
If I stacked @PokerBunnyy next week on @MaxPainMonday I will give $100 to 1 random person Just follow me and @MaxPainMonday And retweet 🔁 来週、ポーカーバニーとストリーム出ます🐰 もしバニーのことやっつけたらランダムに100ドル配るので リツイート、フォローお願いします🤲
Which GOP member of Congress didn’t graduate from high school, was arrested twice, spent time in jail, married a sex offender, and then tried to overthrow the U.S. government?
If you’re upset about Brittney Griner protesting our National Anthem, wait until I tell you about the time a bunch of rabid trumpers attacked our Capitol and beat police officers with flagpoles flying the American flag.
No one ever told me CHILDREN OF THE CORN 2 has the greatest scene in cinematic history
Every other social media: oh you made a typo, np we got an edit button! Twitter: pay us 5 bucks a month to fix your piece of shit typing, you fat-fingered clown. Get wrecked.
Is the 2 seat conspiracy tied to the shuffle machine? Can some plz see how many of my sessions in the 2 seat there even was a shuffle machine? I feel like we just got it recently. Ty.
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Here are my recommended security measures for live streamed poker -Everyone's naked including the dealer -Room is locked -10 second shot clock, no time extentions -Prison rules, shady shit gets handled on the spot -$100/episode sub fee
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UTG: folds UTG +1: folds UTG +2: folds MP: folds Vogelsang looks down at 93o:
I see what you did there. 😂
Rudy Giuliani has to appear in Georgia before the grand jury tomorrow. I'm dyeing to see this.
Simone Biles won 19 World Championship Golds, 4 Olympic Golds and is the most decorated gymnast in US history. Megan Rapinoe won 2 World Cups, an Olympic Gold and was named Best Player in the World in 2019. You lost 63 lawsuits and got farted on by Rudy Giuliani.
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