When management says 'We're like a family here,' I didn't realize they meant a dysfunctional one where no one listens and chaos reigns. #CorporateFamily #DevLife #CynicalProgramming
Imagine phoning someone without messaging them first and actually expecting them to answer
Company: *Buys everyone $300 noise cancelling headphones* Annoying coworker: *Plays music at obscenely high volume because "Everyone has noise cancelling headphones"* #fml #devlife #angrydev #officelife
#TFW someone insists on standing in front of the coffee machine to sandwich for 15 minutes and you haven't had coffee yet so don't say anything because you don't want to get roped into an early #morning conversation and just want your damn #coffee! #officelife #angrydev
When one of my annoying coworkers insists on playing music on speakers instead of headphones I play them the song of my people: youtube.com/watch?v=7rjbrq… #devlife #angryprogrammer #officelife #office
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♫ Scottish Bagpipes - Highland Laddie ♫
People who set meetings before you have time to make #coffee in the #morning are cruel and sadistic. That is all. #devlife #webdev #angryprogrammer
Let's not write a 20 line JS util that uses all the npm modules ever written.... #javascript #webdev #devlife #angryprogrammer
Why yes dear co-worker, please continue to chew with your mouth open while breathing audibly through your nose, it is not annoying at all. #peopleissues #officelife #devlife
TFW when you try to sneak past the QA office to get coffee and make it all the way past the door before you hear one of them call you.... #fml #devlife #angryprogrammer #dev #morning
This is your RAM. And THIS is your RAM on Chrome.
"Hey guys, I'm just doing a commit quickly before I clock out" "Hey before you leave, could you just implement this totally invasive code change on production and make sure *everything* is working?" #fml #angryprogrammer #dev #devlife
I don't generally enjoy unexpected bouts of silent farting, but when the other people in the office keep having ad hoc meetings two desks away it's a godsend. #angryprogrammer #devlife #officelife
And then realise that of the dozens of lines of code only one is useful and solves your problem. #angryprogrammer #coding #javascript
Ever get really annoyed trying to fix a big bug and just try a whole bunch of weird solutions, but then one of them works and then you need to go and figure out which part of the weird code fixed it? #angryprogrammer #coding #javascript
There is no such fucking thing as an #angularjs #developer goddammit!
Yes stinky old homeless man who has evidently just been dumpster diving, sit next to me on the bus where there are still open rows. Do not mind my strategically placed backpack, angry face and headphones. #aspie #publictransportwoes #angryprogrammer #annoyed #antisocial
Someone at work is chewing with their mouth open. Very loudly. There will be blood. #angryprogrammer #webdev #programming #pissedoffprogrammer #devlife #work #office #rage
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