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"If you think the Lincoln bathroom looks classy, wait until you see my private bathroom in the ballroom. You'll have tears in your eyes." -Donald Trump

MainLineSpy's tweet image. "If you think the Lincoln bathroom looks classy, wait until you see my private bathroom in the ballroom. You'll have tears in your eyes." 

-Donald Trump

Imagine being one of the handful of people who go to witness this. And here's a wild idea. Let's not cut NOAA's funding. Why wouldn't we want to know as much as possible about our world?

A thread of videos from today’s flight into Hurricane Melissa In this first one we are entering from the southeast just after sunrise and the bright arc on the far northwest eye wall is the light just beginning to make it over the top from behind us.



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TRUMP: Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who's the most popular Republican of them all? MIRROR: Ronald Reagan TRUMP: My ballroom will be the biggest ballroom. Screw Canada. Stop looking at my hand. It was a perfectly good phone call. Who are you with? That's a nasty question.


You deserve something beautiful. Here you go.

A bison silhouetted against a colorful sunset in Castle Pines, Colorado. #Colorado #COwx #photography #stormhour

mnryno34's tweet image. A bison silhouetted against a colorful sunset in Castle Pines, Colorado. #Colorado #COwx #photography #stormhour


"I can't believe those losers in Paris dropped my crown. I'm not paying them for the other stuff." -Trump, as he threw ketchup at the wall


Can #MedTwitter please explain what a parent is?

RFK JR: Our parents aren’t having children.



Where are the #NoKingsDay demonstrations in the Philly suburbs?


Whose shirt do you wear?

MainLineSpy's tweet image. Whose shirt do you wear?

Obama knew how to use umbrella.

The way Trump and Obama use an umbrella tells you everything about them



Dear College Girls, When you go out at night, it’s OK to wear colors other than black, white, and demin, and you don’t have to be cold. -Your Older Friend


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Careful where you park, Portland ICE. You might get toad.

MainLineSpy's tweet image. Careful where you park, Portland ICE.

You might get toad.

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Can I take Tylenol for my Trump Derangement Syndrome or should I "tough it out"? This is so confusing.


Did you know Longfellow wrote a poem about this pretty church on the Main Line?

MainLineSpy's tweet image. Did you know Longfellow wrote a poem about this pretty church on the Main Line?

Bondi has run out of excuses. "I'm not tellin'" is what you say on the playground.


My favorite sand witch.

MainLineSpy's tweet image. My favorite sand witch.

TrumpRX? Trump Casino, Trump Steaks, Trump Air, and Trump University worked out, so let's give it a shot. With the backing of the guy who scoops up bear roadkill and the guy who recommends yogurt tampons behind us, we can't go wrong.


The RFive left Twitter?


Twitter is miserable. Why are we still here?


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I don’t care if the shooter is a democrat or republican. We need more gun control. Enough!


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