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This is my first time ever seeing a baby buffalo lmaoo

The baby buffaloes are so cute.😂



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everyone is editing him into things like this. republicans and democrats, and it’s like one in ten posts now

bad_takes's tweet image. everyone is editing him into things like this. republicans and democrats, and it’s like one in ten posts now

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This guys Achilles exploded but Taylor Swifts Devil Black Magic fully healed em within seconds lmfaoooooooooo just unreal.

The Patrick Mahomes injury:



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real

neumanic's tweet image. real
neumanic's tweet image. real

Lord please save these beautiful strong nosed women from the rhinoplasty demons amen



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Asked my coworker what’s wrong & he said “I’m tired of faking that I like you guys” & honestly? Mood.



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“Presidential candidate Robert Kennedy meets Hawk Tuah girl at Nic Carter’s Karate Comba-” You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.

Presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy meets Hawk-Tuah girl at Nic Carter’s Karate Combat match at a Bitcoin conference. This simulation is wild.



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“babe you’re not a samurai” literally me:


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Actual veterinarian here, I’m extremely upset this tweet has gotten so much attention. This procedure is actually used when the hamsters life has reached its end, the laser in question explodes the hamster in a million pieces. Do your fucking research people

can’t stop thinking of how hamsters get an mri done

usedwifi's tweet image. can’t stop thinking of how hamsters get an mri done
usedwifi's tweet image. can’t stop thinking of how hamsters get an mri done


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He’s eaten 30 nuggets so far. What’s diabolical is he’s only used 1 dipping sauce so far. This is intense

So I own a company that supports adults with autism. I took one of my clients to Wendy’s for lunch on me. He gets to the register and with a straight face orders a 50pc of nuggets. I was speechless.



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Imagine being a highschool student and eventually learning you were trying to box Jesus.

Aang beats up the class bully in front of his girlfriend



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Always rt

The law and order SVU clip where Kyle MacLachlan does a Big Boss judo throw on a cop, steals another cop’s gun, and blows away a kid in a courthouse was apparently scrubbed from YouTube so I spent $3 to buy the episode digitally



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Elmo’s dad just standing there like a chump, watching Larry manhandle his son. Guy is all Sesame, no Street.

this is the funniest photo I've ever seen. elmo's dad cannot fucking believe it

mikescollins's tweet image. this is the funniest photo I've ever seen. elmo's dad cannot fucking believe it


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HannyahZ's tweet image.
HannyahZ's tweet image.

🎉Total number of players exceeds 19 million🎉 It's been less than two weeks since #Palworld was released, thank you! ・Steam: 12 million~ copies ・Xbox: 7 million~ players We will continue to prioritize fixing bugs! Thank you for your continued support of #Pocketpair!

Palworld_EN's tweet image. 🎉Total number of players exceeds 19 million🎉

It's been less than two weeks since #Palworld was released, thank you!

・Steam: 12 million~ copies 
・Xbox: 7 million~ players

We will continue to prioritize fixing bugs!
Thank you for your continued support of #Pocketpair!


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me when he's 7 ft tall, autistic, and one of the most decorated spartans in the UNSC

evaboneva_'s tweet image. me when he's 7 ft tall, autistic, and one of the most decorated spartans in the UNSC

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Just help me make this medicine | #PalworldArt 🎨 CaptainNateHiggs

PalworldUpdates's tweet image. Just help me make this medicine | #PalworldArt 

🎨 CaptainNateHiggs

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you’re not going to believe what song is playing

feeling myself a little



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this man is about to betray han solo to darth vader in cloud city

feeling myself a little



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As my enemy raises their sword for the final blow; I reach into the water and I am blessed by the lady of the lake, for the last time.

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