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Mars One Reject

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I promise I won't plant grapefruits on Mars.

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Every week I crush up a bag of Cheetos and inhale it to prepare for dust storms. Other people use "masks" and are NOT DEDICATED, MARS ONE


Another new star wars, and not one Y wing in sight. SO UNREALISTIC


o pioneers, o pioneers, who ate the last goddamn string cheese


summer days full of summer fillets


SINNERS IN THE HANDS OF AN ANGRY MARS


So tired of the earth with its pollution and grapefruits. Send me to the mars, please


intergalactic toilets. your move, elon musk


SO MAYBE MY SO-CALLED 'MICROPENIS" ISNT GOING TO HELP POPULATE MARS, BUT IT SAVES ON WEIGHT AND WEIGHT = ROCKET FUEL= MONEY, BITCHEZZZ


so much clay on mars, you can do the pottery scene from ghost 6000 times a day. Thats a lot of royalties to the righteous brothers, mars one


"People should never be rejected from Mars." - Mark Twain , aka Samuel Clemens, aka The Great Bambino


some of you spend all day ”tweeting" instead of codifying laws for mars. i do both. Law #74: Hamilton tickets shall cost no more than $5.98


they keep telling me to delete my tweets, for the sake of decorum, but I will NOT be bullied by the cast of Wishbone


MARS: phone-company free since 1988


here we go agains with the policee staet trying to regularate the amount of peanut fish in my air conditioning


I WILL GIVE UP ON MARS WHEN AMERICA GIVES UP ON ITS NATIONAL PAST TIME "JAZZ"


ok look, it's come to my attentions that some of you have publicly said grapefruit is "just fine". PLEASE REMOVE YOUR SELVES. thakn you.


Shit to do on mars, seriously top priority shit: - science - more refined science - dinosaurs? - trampolines to forever - a modest sandwich


i'm the Mike Collins of my own life


Allowed on Mars? Justin Timberlake - sure why not Scary Spice - YES Cookie Monster- NO Edward Scissorhands -yes this will probably be fine


sippin on some hen and juice, ridin dirty wit the top down on my lawmnower into the sunset, or at least; to the baegel shop _


strawberyllium fields


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