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Martin Dylan

@MartinDylan8

I have friends in spite of myself.

Rearrange these words: 1) PNEIS 2) HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE Dirty racist , they say spine, lither, ginger and subtext!


Saying "you're my nemo" is a simple way of saying; I'd search every inch of the world to find you. <3


Keanu Reeves, Dave Grohl, and Alicia Silverstone are all trending. <--- What Twitter would be like if it was the 90's


I loveYouBecause you allow me to be myself and you still love me. <3


RT @AaliyahBaileyNJ: Some girls need to control their WHOREmones.


@GwalayDee I started making a bit of money online. More bit.ly/j2MNFS?=mjay


Ignoring texts from annoying people.


@1aRHOgantsumbdy You should quit and start earning online! See bit.ly/j2MNFS?=mza5


Love is something we take advantage of...


Chris Brown hit her, Eminem lies to her and Drake doesn't remember her name. What a life Rihanna has.


@PrissyPoodle_3 I started making a bit of money online. More bit.ly/j2MNFS?=nzg3


I dont know about yall, but Dr. Suess could of been the best f**king rapper ever


☐ Team Edward ☐ Team Jacob ☑ Team Charlie Swan's mustache. have you SEEN that thing? IT'S LEGIT (;


I'm fluent in Sarcasm... Get used to it.


If a relationship, or a person does not bring you peace...thats all you need to get out.


"i gtg, but i'll txt u l8r" so then you sit by your phone all night, and it never lights up, and you feel sick and all alone.


Whenever I don't hear from someone in a while I think, "Oh, shit. They found out."


Of course Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal broke up. If she doesnt date at least 6 guys a year she wont have enough songs for a new album. Duh


I saw a girl wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"


The rejected feeling when you call your pet and it turns around and walks away


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