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It's so sad that it's considered radical to say that even disabled people who are unable to work should still have nice things. A coffee every once in a while, a nice dinner, a fun trip. Just because you're unable to contribute to capitalism doesn't mean you should suffer.


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Kneecap is not the story. Genocide in Gaza is.


Silly little take. Been living in Auckland for +3 years Went to a café I used to frequent when I lived in my last flat. Barista recognised me. "Where have you been, we haven't seen you in a while!" Made me feel like I've made a home here


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THE LIGHT BEHIND MY EYES

What has gradually disappeared over the last 20 years without people really noticing?



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Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow

BigDirtyFry's tweet image. Here are the US reciprocal tariffs against all the territories mentioned in Enya’s Orinoco Flow

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things that feel sooo good when you’re a little tipsy -sending a flirty text -eating salt n’ vinegar kettle chips -hearing your friend say “can i be mean for a second?” -doing finger-guns -whitney houston’s “i wanna dance with somebody”


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I desperately need her to collab with cmat

New billboard spotted of Chappell Roan as a plumber for her upcoming single ‘The Giver’: “Showing crack is back.”

PopBase's tweet image. New billboard spotted of Chappell Roan as a plumber for her upcoming single ‘The Giver’:

“Showing crack is back.”


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Gilgamesh and Enkidu killing ET with hammers (2100 BCE)

daveloach2's tweet image. Gilgamesh and Enkidu killing ET with hammers (2100 BCE)

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Quit annoyin me now

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I've said it once, and I'll say it again: Hey, Soul Sister by Train is one song that immediately turns my stomach into only bile. Heinous and vile

Because of SNL I looked up the lyrics to "Hey, Soul Sister." I'd heard the song before -- there are some things in this life that you simply can't control -- but had never really *listened* to it before. Those lyrics are unconscionable. They are proof the devil lives among us.



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I'm genuinely horrified by people who think that Dubai is cool


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Lest I seem too nostalgic for Twitter, Instagram has really done nearly as good a job at turning itself into an awful, unuseable app. Feed might as well not even exist; it’s basically just all stories now and then a feed of suggested reels and ads I have no interest in.

Instagram turns 14.

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Science has enough bodies I’m donating mine to English lit just to spice things up a bit


Been said a million times on here. Blue Check getting their comments automatically placed above non-checked accounts meaning bots harvest the top non-check comment to post them for clicks hours later causes this site to fucking tailspin into the damn mountains.

Master_Betts's tweet image. Been said a million times on here.

Blue Check getting their comments automatically placed above non-checked accounts meaning bots harvest the top non-check comment to post them for clicks hours later causes this site to fucking tailspin into the damn mountains.

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Fuck off

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v_j_freeman's tweet image. Fuck off

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we as a society need to kill him. he's ruining the vibes

gothesbian's tweet image. we as a society need to kill him. he's ruining the vibes

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Just because it’s getting darker doesn’t mean you should put the big light on. Never put the big light on. The kids love putting the big light on. I’m sitting here like I’m being questioned by the Brits.


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A jazz record will do the greatest thing you’ve ever heard for like 12 seconds and never come back to that motif


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it cannot be overstated how much moving blue checks to the top of the replies has ruined this site irreparably


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