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MathJesus1's profile picture. I am Math Jesus. I put both the FUN and UNCTION back in FUNCTIONS.

Math Jesus

@MathJesus1

I am Math Jesus. I put both the FUN and UNCTION back in FUNCTIONS.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson
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Jan 15, 2018

You want to speak with a Spaniard, you learn Spanish. You want to frolic in France, you learn French. You want to commune with the cosmos, you learn Mathematics — the language of the Universe.

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Sep 14, 2017

yeah it does 😉

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Aug 18, 2017

Yeah, and it really frustrates the other gods at the craps game.

hey_1028's profile picture. I'm Mathematical physicist. J'aime le lever et le coucher du soleil.　Ho rispetto per Dirac e Maxwell.
math_botter
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Aug 18, 2017

"God not only plays dice, He also sometimes throws the dice where they cannot be seen."--by Stephen Hawking

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Math Jesus
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Aug 18, 2017

Shouting out to @mathjesus again: I want your handle! You haven't tweeted in 5 years!

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Math Jesus
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Aug 16, 2017

I can vouch for this. He taught me everything I know and more.

hey_1028's profile picture. I'm Mathematical physicist. J'aime le lever et le coucher du soleil.　Ho rispetto per Dirac e Maxwell.
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Aug 16, 2017

"If there is a God, he's a great mathematician."--by Paul Dirac

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Math Jesus
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Jul 25, 2017

Is my existence proof enough?

pickover's profile picture. Increase your sense of wonder. (Author of 50 books & 800 patents. Yale Ph.D.) "Pickover contemplates realms beyond our known reality." ~NY Times
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Jul 25, 2017

Can Math Prove God's Existence? YouTube: bit.ly/2tH3bnP

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Math Jesus
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Apr 21, 2017

Meanwhile, you get 15x+6x=21x on the left, and 54+30=84 on the right. 21x=84 --> x=4

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Math Jesus
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Apr 21, 2017

Triple the first, double the second. Then they have +12y and -12y. Add them together to cancel out.

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Math Jesus
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Apr 21, 2017

Solve this system of equations: 5x+4y=18 and 3x-6y=15

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Math Jesus
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Apr 17, 2017

After all I did for you?!?! I died for your sines!

pickover's profile picture. Increase your sense of wonder. (Author of 50 books & 800 patents. Yale Ph.D.) "Pickover contemplates realms beyond our known reality." ~NY Times
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Jul 25, 2017

Can Math Prove God's Existence? YouTube: bit.ly/2tH3bnP

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Apr 16, 2017

"The laws of nature are but the mathematical thoughts of God."-by Euclid

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Math Jesus
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Apr 17, 2017

And 1000% fucking awesome

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Bare Minimum Mafia ✪
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Apr 16, 2017

leave the math out of it you can't quantify what I'm telling you Christ is 100% man and 100% God

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Math Jesus
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Apr 17, 2017

Nope, just a sign that your printer is broken.

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Math Jesus
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Apr 17, 2017

Actually, I died for all of those. Didn't you read the book of Trigonometry?

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Math Jesus
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Apr 16, 2017

Just a reminder: I died for your sins, cosins, and tans.

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Math Jesus
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Apr 16, 2017

In the olden days, there was an extra day between Saturday and Sunday called "Godsday".

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Twonnie D
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Apr 16, 2017

Jesus died on a Friday and arose from the dead on a Sunday. In the Bible they said that was three days later. What math were they doing.

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Math Jesus
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Apr 9, 2017

Satan sucks at math, actually. Trust me, don't ask him.

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Math Jesus
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Apr 9, 2017

this urgent? kinda busy up here but if yall are desperate ...

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lucas
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Mar 15, 2017

Do u think once Jesus the messiah comes down or whatever he'll help me with my math hw? Like I feel like he wouldn't say no

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