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CNN: Epstein files ABC: Epstein files NBC: Epstein files Fox News:

TUG-OF-WAR: Two rats engaged in a dramatic 3-minute battle over half a bagel at a New York City subway station.



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And the Atlantic wins best headline of the year

electionsjoe's tweet image. And the Atlantic wins best headline of the year

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I’m going to be thinking about the phrase “monetize the dysfunction” for the rest of the month.

Trevor Noah: " It feels like New York has, like many cities in the world, fallen into the trap of fixing what needs to be fixed for the wealthy, and then sort of ignoring or pushing aside the problems that affect the poor." Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly.  We have…



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BREAKING: My followers have unanimously voted to rename the Epstein files the Trump-Epstein files.


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This makes Graceland look like the Louvre

SethAbramson's tweet image. This makes Graceland look like the Louvre

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I’m sure there were many Guidarinis on the Mayflower.

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Fine. He wasn't a traitor- he was an enemy combatant citizen of a country at war with the United States- just like the Brits, Mexicans, Germans, Japanese, and North Vietnamese- none of whom get statues here. Can't have it both ways

Lee resigned his commission in the US military, renounced his citizenship and duty to the Constitution, and became a citizen of the Confederacy before committing any harm against the United States. As a citizen of the Confederacy he was free to take up arms in defense of his…



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The Kennedy Center was named after my uncle, President John F Kennedy. It was named in his honor. He was a man who was interested in the arts, interested in culture, interested in education, language, history. He brought the arts into the White House, and he and my Aunt Jackie…

mariashriver's tweet image. The Kennedy Center was named after my uncle, President John F Kennedy. It was named in his honor. He was a man who was interested in the arts, interested in culture, interested in education, language, history. He brought the arts into the White House, and he and my Aunt Jackie…

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Cars don’t cause crashes either, yet we still require seatbelts, licenses, and speed limits

Saying guns kill people is like saying forks make people fat.



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Parking at hospitals

Big_tagg's tweet image. Parking at hospitals

what should be FREE but isn't?



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It’s wild to watch Italian Americans go all-in on anti-immigrant nativism with zero historical self-awareness. When their ancestors arrived, they were the immigrants the nativists despised. A poster from 1903:

micah_erfan's tweet image. It’s wild to watch Italian Americans go all-in on anti-immigrant nativism with zero historical self-awareness.

When their ancestors arrived, they were the immigrants the nativists despised.

A poster from 1903:

Get rid of dual citizenship. Get rid of birthright citizenship. Our country is not an idea or a document. It’s a physical place and a people, with a collective history and a collective future. And we’re full.



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They’ve turned the ‘people’s house’ into authoritarian partisan tacky propaganda. Imagine if Obama had… oh forget it.

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Inflation is up. Unemployment is up. Grocery prices are up. Electricity costs are up. And Donald Trump is spending his time doing this bullshit.

WH has installed a series of plaques under Trump's new “Presidential Walk of Fame." On Biden: “Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President" On Obama: “One of the most divisive political figures in American History...creation of the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax"

VaughnHillyard's tweet image. WH has installed a series of  plaques under Trump's new “Presidential Walk of Fame."  

On Biden: “Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President"  

On Obama: “One of the most divisive political figures in American History...creation of the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax"
VaughnHillyard's tweet image. WH has installed a series of  plaques under Trump's new “Presidential Walk of Fame."  

On Biden: “Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President"  

On Obama: “One of the most divisive political figures in American History...creation of the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax"
VaughnHillyard's tweet image. WH has installed a series of  plaques under Trump's new “Presidential Walk of Fame."  

On Biden: “Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President"  

On Obama: “One of the most divisive political figures in American History...creation of the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax"
VaughnHillyard's tweet image. WH has installed a series of  plaques under Trump's new “Presidential Walk of Fame."  

On Biden: “Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President"  

On Obama: “One of the most divisive political figures in American History...creation of the Russia, Russia, Russia Hoax"


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Trump has added new plaques under his ‘presidential walk of fame’ in the White House. On Obama: “Barack Hussein Obama was the first Black President…One of the most divisive political figures in American history.” On Biden: “Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President in…

RpsAgainstTrump's tweet image. Trump has added new plaques under his ‘presidential walk of fame’ in the White House. 

On Obama: “Barack Hussein Obama was the first Black President…One of the most divisive political figures in American history.”

On Biden: “Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President in…
RpsAgainstTrump's tweet image. Trump has added new plaques under his ‘presidential walk of fame’ in the White House. 

On Obama: “Barack Hussein Obama was the first Black President…One of the most divisive political figures in American history.”

On Biden: “Sleepy Joe Biden was, by far, the worst President in…

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A rare moment of unity across the entire spectrum.

JoshuaBarzon's tweet image. A rare moment of unity across the entire spectrum.

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Rob Reiner’s impact on cinema is immeasurable. Across decades, his work shaped how we laugh, how we love, and how we tell stories. From the razor-sharp satire of 'This Is Spinal Tap' to the aching nostalgia of 'Stand by Me,' the enduring romance of 'The Princess Bride' and 'When…

TheAcademy's tweet image. Rob Reiner’s impact on cinema is immeasurable.

Across decades, his work shaped how we laugh, how we love, and how we tell stories. From the razor-sharp satire of 'This Is Spinal Tap' to the aching nostalgia of 'Stand by Me,' the enduring romance of 'The Princess Bride' and 'When…

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From Carnaby Street to Covent Garden, Savile Row to the Strand - London’s streets are shining bright this Christmas ✨️ Plan your route with help from the @Londonist guide to our capital’s most iconic illuminations ⬇️ londonist.com/london/christm…

SadiqKhan's tweet image. From Carnaby Street to Covent Garden, Savile Row to the Strand - London’s streets are shining bright this Christmas ✨️

Plan your route with help from the @Londonist guide to our capital’s most iconic illuminations ⬇️ londonist.com/london/christm…
SadiqKhan's tweet image. From Carnaby Street to Covent Garden, Savile Row to the Strand - London’s streets are shining bright this Christmas ✨️

Plan your route with help from the @Londonist guide to our capital’s most iconic illuminations ⬇️ londonist.com/london/christm…
SadiqKhan's tweet image. From Carnaby Street to Covent Garden, Savile Row to the Strand - London’s streets are shining bright this Christmas ✨️

Plan your route with help from the @Londonist guide to our capital’s most iconic illuminations ⬇️ londonist.com/london/christm…
SadiqKhan's tweet image. From Carnaby Street to Covent Garden, Savile Row to the Strand - London’s streets are shining bright this Christmas ✨️

Plan your route with help from the @Londonist guide to our capital’s most iconic illuminations ⬇️ londonist.com/london/christm…

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Apparently, you get assigned more work if you’re good at your job.

ick_real's tweet image. Apparently, you get assigned more work if you’re good at your job.

What is the biggest lesson that employment has taught you?



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They literally only have this happen once a year on South Asian heritage night for like 5 minutes during an intermission break and it slaps, cry harder fella

This is what you experience now when you go to watch the Winnipeg Jets play a game of hockey. What the fuck does this have to do with hockey, and most of all with Canada?



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Apartheid was a violent legal system that stripped Black South Africans of citizenship, land, movement, education, and skilled work. Today’s redress policies are not “anti-white laws.” Equating the two is historically illiterate, morally bankrupt, and deliberately dishonest.

JUST IN: 🇿🇦 Elon Musk says "South Africa now has more anti-White laws" than it had anti-Black laws under Apartheid.

BRICSinfo's tweet image. JUST IN: 🇿🇦 Elon Musk says "South Africa now has more anti-White laws" than it had anti-Black laws under Apartheid.
BRICSinfo's tweet image. JUST IN: 🇿🇦 Elon Musk says "South Africa now has more anti-White laws" than it had anti-Black laws under Apartheid.


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