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My mate bought me an elephant for my room I said 'Thanks' He said 'Don't mention it.' #ukpunday
Stephen and I went to an Indian restaurant last night. We had the C.S Lewis set meal- it's like the regular set meal, only naanier #ukpunday
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A photon checked in at the airport and was asked if the had any luggage. He replied, 'No. I'm travelling light.' #ukpunday
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