Mr. B
@MrInvigorator
Tortured AZ sports fan. Business owner. Millionaire. Pilot. Musician. Actor. Model. Postman. Billionaire.
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Today I ran a sub 3 hour marathon and qualified for Boston with less than a minute to spare. Promptly puked my brains out the second I finished
It brings me ZERO pleasure to officially support BYU of Texas Tech in the Big 12 Championship game. I don't like either but the "Tech hasn't won the conference once in 30 years" memes are too good.
I'm gonna close my eyes, put my foot on the gas and barrel into "SNWB1RD" at 87 mph. Inshallah.
I'd rather shoot up heroin in public than be seen doing this
Head Hog? That was my ex's nickname amongst the Ultimate Frisby Club Team back in college
Excited to be the Head Hog! Can’t wait to make our state proud!
People are saying the Cardinals offensive line is the worst in the history of football. I'm not saying it but many many people are saying their line has more holes in it than the Titanic. Folks, that's a lot of holes!
This girl I know keeps trying to get me to go to a Pilates class with her. Like, bitch he's been dead for over 2000 years and I do not care about Ancient Greek Philosophers catch me outside with that bullcrap
Lol @ SMU. Couldn't have happened to a nicer fanbase. Nicely done, Cal! The ghosts of the Pac 12 sends its regards
Kanyon Floyd punting the ball for ASU is my personal 9/11
ASU's backup punter might be the worst punter in the history of the sport and is a disgrace to his home country of Australia
Normal people: what are you doing for Thanksgiving? PETA:
I miss Norm
BREAKING: Afghans in America are now living in fear, per CNN.
Pops absolutely COOKING me on Thanksgiving with photo of me attempting to play volleyball like 13 years ago. Unnecessary Roughness 15 yard penalty
Just saw Steve Keim at Coach House. Glad he isn't sober anymore that shit sucks. Gonna ask him for a ride home
If anyone wants to donate to a good cause, I'm raising money to book a 1 way flight to Eastern Europe to find a wife. The less ability they have to speak English the better! The money will go to travel and the dowry (sheep, alcohol, shiny objects etc).
I don't know how but I know in my heart of hearts that all these NBA refs are in the Epstein Files
There's plenty of options for antifreeze but this one definitely tastes the best. Prime Guard: The Thirst Mutilator
They're doing this to me at work tomorrow
The 5 C's of Arizona according to @Gambo987 @BurnsAndGambo 1. Cactus 2. Cantalope 3. Clowns 4. Cannoli 5. C's (get degrees)
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