Faux John Spring
@NOTMayorSpring
This is a parody. I get paid more to be mayor than Chuck Scholz ever did. Go Hydro!
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Want my help with Brand Quincy? Insert Karate into the conversation.
Can't believe they won't put a dojo in new schools. Not getting my support. KARATE!
Dogwood weekend, Dojos requesting appearances, Chicago gang truce off...BOOM! Looks like I'm going to have to bop my way back
3.Paying a landlord rent for a dumpster is apparently the same thing as paying a pimp protection money in Chicago. Tough lesson.
Jona changed her name to Vicki, and won't approve sending a city bus up here to get me.
2. Karate will get you far, but you have to be mayor to get a free room at the Chicago Hilton.
3 things I've learned this week. 1.The dumpsters at Union Station keep you safe at night from murderers.
Going on one week in the murder capital of the Midwest.Don't understand why Devil Dog won't come get me.
Probably going to give up riding train alone. It's too exact. It's like karate, no room for error.
Not a total lose. Folks at the Naperville Amtrak/Metra station were treated to the best Easter Karate exhibition they've ever seen.
By a show of hands, how many of you knew Amtrak does not go to Peoria?
Can't wait for this campaign to end and Sparkie will let me do karate again.
If you're just tuning in to this race to mayor's office, I need you to know that I am really old.
There should be an age limit to be elected mayor, like 33 or something, like the president.
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