Neckbeard Hacker
@NeckbeardHacker
Fat guy who knows C++. Hire me to replace @HipsterHacker's code with a set of very small shell scripts.
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Congrats, CompSci grads of 2012. Now look to your left. Look to your right. In 10 years, 2 of you will have the title "Senior PHP Developer"
Clean Code is the sign of a project misspent.
FRIENDSHIP ended with StackOverflow 😔 NOW ChatGPT is my BEST Friend 😎
First U2 now this
the bitcoin whitepaper ships with every mac 🤯 open /System/Library/Image\ Capture/Devices/VirtualScanner.app/Contents/Resources/simpledoc.pdf
send this one back to the writers' room, twitter final season is getting too far off the ranch
oh my god. i swear to you this is real. the algorithm source code literally has a carve out just for elon’s posts
Remember when UML round trip code generation put us all out of work? Me neither.
That's what they call a short squeeze I guess
And I just opened my savings account with SVB, too. I guess this means I'm not getting that free Juicero?
bump
"No one is irreplaceable" muttered the CEO to himself repeatedly, struggling through "Teach Yourself PHP and MySQL" at 3 AM.
this guy gets it
the cloud is a couple of rsync calls held together by a bunch of bash scripts
Should I switch from emacs to vi? I will abide by the outcome.
895 vote · Final results
"I have a great idea for an app, I just need someone to code it for me! ☹️" - Elon fans currently giddy about "overpaid" Twitter engineers getting "fired"
Good thing you can just "build twitter in a weekend" (side note: I get all my architecture opinions from hacker news)
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