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What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships. And they drink port.

NeuronTrees's tweet image. What do sea monsters eat for lunch? Fish and ships.

And they drink port.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now. No more paydirt.

NeuronTrees's tweet image. I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now.

No more paydirt.

Sorry I'm late! I was at home sitting down. I was house sitting for myself.

NeuronTrees's tweet image. Sorry I'm late! I was at home sitting down.

I was house sitting for myself.

If you were a triangle youd be acute one. Right?

NeuronTrees's tweet image. If you were a triangle youd be acute one.

Right?

Some experiments with consciousness use masking: a brief visual stimulus is preceded and followed by longer interfering stimuli. The nude scene in "Titanic" was a brief visual stimulus. The rest of the movie was interfering stimuli.

NeuronTrees's tweet image. Some experiments with consciousness use masking: a brief visual stimulus is preceded and followed by longer interfering stimuli.

The nude scene in "Titanic" was a brief visual stimulus. The rest of the movie was interfering stimuli.

Alzheimer’s Disease: Associated with a gradually progressive loss of memory. One plus you get to meet new people every day.


Neolithic Period: 10,000 to 5,000 years ago, animals and plants domesticated. However, people didn't start dressing up their dogs or making macrame plant hangers until the mid-20th century.

NeuronTrees's tweet image. Neolithic Period: 10,000 to 5,000 years ago, animals and plants domesticated.

However, people didn't start dressing up their dogs or making macrame plant hangers until the mid-20th century.

The U.S. has a higher rate of poverty than some other industrialized nations. That's right, the US isn't just winning in obesity rates, we have poverty locked down too.

NeuronTrees's tweet image. The U.S. has a higher rate of poverty than some other industrialized nations.

That's right, the US isn't just winning in obesity rates, we have poverty locked down too.

Body integration Health: different organs and systems work together to lead to energy and happiness. Mine usually just lead to the fridge.


Studies suggest that women become more sexually responsive during the periovulatory period. Which usually occurs somewhere in the middle of a Ryan Gosling movie.


In women, the hypothalamus and pituitary interact with the ovaries to produce the menstrual cycle. The interaction is a real blood bath.


Hypothesis: a knife cut between the two brain areas should abolish the newly learned response. This Hypothesis was disproven. I lost a lot of good students disproving that one!

NeuronTrees's tweet image. Hypothesis: a knife cut between the two brain areas should abolish the newly learned response. This Hypothesis was disproven.

I lost a lot of good students disproving that one!

Morphemes:the smallest meaningful units of language. For example, if you're a millennial the response to OMG he was BAE until TMI would be LOL.


'How to dismantle a nuclear bomb' Peace by peace. __ news.mit.edu/2019/verify-di…

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Peace by peace.

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'Engineers develop a new way to remove carbon dioxide from air' Carbon die oxide. __ news.mit.edu/2019/mit-engin…

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Carbon die oxide.

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'Giraffes are as socially complex as elephants, study finds' They'll really stick their neck out. __ bristol.ac.uk/news/2021/augu…

NeuronTrees's tweet image. 'Giraffes are as socially complex as elephants, study finds'

They'll really stick their neck out.

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'A universal equation for the shape of an egg' But the data got scrambled. __ kent.ac.uk/news/science/2…


'USC Stem Cell scientists explore the latent regenerative potential of the inner ear' Also thanks to fish for evolving gills that became in our ear to hear. __ eurekalert.org/news-releases/…

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Also thanks to fish for evolving gills that became in our ear to hear.

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'Baby dinosaurs were 'little adults'' A horse can stand on day one. Humans take until 35 and living in their parents' basement. __ uni-bonn.de/news/254-2020?…

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A horse can stand on day one. Humans take until 35 and living in their parents' basement.

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'Synchrotron X-ray sheds light on some of the world's oldest dinosaur eggs' Evidence leaning to the egg over the chicken. __ esrf.eu/home/news/gene…

NeuronTrees's tweet image. 'Synchrotron X-ray sheds light on some of the world's oldest dinosaur eggs'

Evidence leaning to the egg over the chicken.

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