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a dilf in sheeps clothing

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will u b my quarantine? (pronounced like valentine)


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got bullied at pirate school, they shoved me in Davy Jones' locker


telling someone to take a hike is just a boomer way say 'touch grass'. In this essay I will...


going to the thrift store on shrooms and buying all the things that speak to me


Ya I'm bad, bad-dling depression that is


what if dogs could read books


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joe biden on Hot Ones but he’s just eating 10 normal grapes


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Life is bookended by the infinity of non-being and the eternity of death. In the middle is a narrow sliver of warmth and light, a finite moment in the vastness of time. Here is where we argue about which movies count as cinema


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do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work


can we normalize looking like me


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You know I start to feel good once I get that Henry in me! This Tweet Has Been Deleted. You know I’m stay sippin on that Henry! This Tweet Has Been Deleted.


fire alarms are so dramatic 😒


i was indoctrinated in medical school


bed bath and beyond meat


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