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OracleAlbert's profile picture. Photographer & art dealer.. Freaky, fun, fresh. Funny in a funny way. Gay in a homosexual way. Juvenile sense of humor. Berserk! NSFW!

Oracle Albert

@OracleAlbert

Photographer & art dealer.. Freaky, fun, fresh. Funny in a funny way. Gay in a homosexual way. Juvenile sense of humor. Berserk! NSFW!

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Oracle Albert
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Nov 18, 2014

Dont care if U R black, white, purple, etc. Dont care abt your sexual orientation or gender. If U R NICE then U R WELCOME and embraced here.

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Oracle Albert
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Nov 10, 2018

#HowHardDidPubertyHitYou I think my parents suffered worse than I did! LOL

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Oracle Albert
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Nov 7, 2018

#HappyDiwali to all who celebrate it. Enjoy!!

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Oracle Albert
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Nov 2, 2018

#BlackLivesMatter Goddamn right they do! And if you don't think so, you can go fuck off.

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Oracle Albert
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Nov 1, 2018

I AM the ultimate sex toy.

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Oracle Albert
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Oct 31, 2018

This device is from the late 19th century. It's purpose? To prevent "self abuse" (as was the polite term) aka masturbation....

OracleAlbert's tweet image. This device is from the late 19th century. It's purpose? To prevent "self abuse" (as was the polite term) aka masturbation....
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Oracle Albert
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Oct 31, 2018

I love the copy that reads that it cures "JITTERY NERVES".... I'll bet it does. LOL

OracleAlbert's tweet image. I love the copy that reads that it cures "JITTERY NERVES".... I'll bet it does. LOL
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Oracle Albert
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Oct 31, 2018

I don't even wanna think about how many lady parts touched this antique vibrator... Shit, now I'm thinking about it and I feel traumatized...!

OracleAlbert's tweet image. I don't even wanna think about how many lady parts touched this antique vibrator... Shit, now I'm thinking about it and I feel traumatized...!
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Oracle Albert
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Oct 31, 2018

With only one of them do they fight over who gets to use it...?

OracleAlbert's tweet image. With only one of them do they fight over who gets to use it...?
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Oracle Albert
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Oct 31, 2018

Another one that could electrocute you....

OracleAlbert's tweet image. Another one that could electrocute you....
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Oracle Albert
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Oct 31, 2018

Yeah this antique vibrator looks like you could be electrocuted VERY easily....

OracleAlbert's tweet image. Yeah this antique vibrator looks like you could be electrocuted VERY easily....
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Oracle Albert
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Oct 31, 2018

Sex toys have come a long way... this vibrator is circa the 1940's...

OracleAlbert's tweet image. Sex toys have come a long way... this vibrator is circa the 1940's...
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Oracle Albert
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Oct 31, 2018

Happy Halloween! 🎃

OracleAlbert's tweet image. Happy Halloween! 🎃
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Oracle Albert
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Oct 31, 2018

Happy Halloween! 🎃

OracleAlbert's tweet image. Happy Halloween! 🎃
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Oracle Albert
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Oct 31, 2018

Happy Halloween! 🎃

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Oct 31, 2018

Happy Halloween! 🎃

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Power to the People ☭🕊
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Oct 29, 2018

Sarah Sanders just said Trump was elected by an “overwhelming majority.” She’s lying: 46.9% Didn’t Vote 25.6% Voted Hillary 25.5% Voted Trump 1.7% Voted Johnson Only 25.5% of voters elected Trump yet 100% of our country is impacted by him. Don’t be a non-voter on November 6th.

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