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Shaolin Monks watching Wemby cook in the Spurs season opener


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Before UFC 319 ''Khamzat can't go 5 rounds, he can only finish guys early. He's a finisher, if he doesn't finish the fight early, he will lose' After UFC 319 '' Khamzat is a decision machine, how did he not finish that fight. I will never watch him again. We want finishes!''

AOUREDOO's tweet image. Before UFC 319 ''Khamzat can't go 5 rounds, he can only finish guys early. He's a finisher, if he doesn't finish the fight early, he will lose'

After UFC 319 '' Khamzat is a decision machine, how did he not finish that fight. I will never watch him again. We want finishes!''

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16) "Latinas for Mangione"

mangionethinker's tweet image. 16) "Latinas for Mangione"

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It kind of went under the radar yesterday but the Tucker Carlson guest confirmed once again that Gaddafi was ràped to death by the US state dept backed rebels just for trying to take Africa off the dollar and move them to a gold standard. Seems like this should be bigger news.


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Nigga moved Twitter from his checking to his savings


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Today we honor a fallen hero 🕊️💔

LakeShowYo's tweet image. Today we honor a fallen hero 🕊️💔

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As soon as I heard about the bombed buses I said “they did it themselves.” And here we are. They did.


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This is un-fucking-believable: Two Israelis were shot in Miami, by a third Israeli who said, after getting arrested, that "he saw two Palestinians and shot and killed both.” Now the Israeli "victims" are saying it was an antisemitic attempted murder and add "De*th to Arabs*

ireallyhateyou's tweet image. This is un-fucking-believable: Two Israelis were shot in Miami, by a third Israeli who said, after getting arrested, that "he saw two Palestinians and shot and killed both.”

Now the Israeli "victims" are saying it was an antisemitic attempted murder and add "De*th to Arabs*

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CNN filmed a Gazan in his destroyed home, he says “YOU would say, ‘why would he come back?’” those demons went & translated it to “he says ‘if I knew it was like this I wouldn’t have come back’” Doing their part in fuelling the idea that Gazans want to leave their land to Trump.


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Once again, Trump accidentally says the quiet part out loud. October 2023: 2.3 million Palestinians. January 2025: 1.5 million Palestinians. They exterminated 800,000 human beings. And they know it.

President Trump says he wants to “just clean out” Gaza and resettle 1.5 million Palestinians to Egypt and Jordan. Follow: @AFpost

AFpost's tweet image. President Trump says he wants to “just clean out” Gaza and resettle 1.5 million Palestinians to Egypt and Jordan.

Follow: @AFpost


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Yes i was in a frat and yes a lot of the brothers do get with eachother lmfao


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we’re getting chinese as fuck in 2025

uwukko's tweet image. we’re getting chinese as fuck in 2025

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"worst atrocity against the Jewish people since the Holocaust" The Argentine military dictatorship (1976-1983), which ki!!ed and disappeared, an estimated 30,000 people is responsible for that Argentine Jews represented more than 12% of all victims. Guess who armed the junta...

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An Israeli who previously visited Iraq and filmed it, has released a new video in which he appears inside the largest mosque in Tunisia wearing a Jewish prayer shawl adorned with the Star of David, in an attempt to provoke Muslims present in the mosque.


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BREAKING: US President-elect Donald Trump says a ceasefire deal has been reached in Gaza. 🔴 LIVE updates: aje.io/um5u92



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Israel: Hamas did mass rapes on October 7th! UN: Ok, can we come investigate? Israel: No, because then you’ll see all the rapes we’ve been doing to the Palestinians we keep hostage! (Seriously)

tiberiusfiles's tweet image. Israel: Hamas did mass rapes on October 7th!

UN: Ok, can we come investigate?

Israel: No, because then you’ll see all the rapes we’ve been doing to the Palestinians we keep hostage!

(Seriously)

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WOW — Trump just posted a video of how Netanyahu was responsible for dragging America into the Iraq War. In the video, the man describes Netanyahu as a "deep, dark son of a bitch." 💀


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Wake up. You are under a spell. There are no ISIS terrorists. There is no Al Qaeda. There is no Islamic boogeyman (unless you are jewish) There was no bomber. There are no Iranian missiles. If there is a terrorist attack on US soil, Ews.

TheOfficial1984's tweet image. Wake up. 

You are under a spell. 

There are no ISIS terrorists. 

There is no Al Qaeda.

There is no Islamic boogeyman
 (unless you are jewish)

There was no bomber. 

There are no Iranian missiles. 

If there is a terrorist attack on US soil, 

Ews.

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