Dan Probst
@Probst75
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I’m not an alcoholic. I’m just OCD about leaving liquor bottles half full.
Men, if you want to calm a woman down tell her she doesn’t know what she’s upset about.
I just yanked a mushroom out of the ground. I was tired of seeing it live.
I’m starting to think the whole Russia Brittney Griner arrest was just a WNBA promotion. Like this current dildo thing.
If find it interesting that the earliest dinosaurs were hunters and gatherers. Just like the earliest humans.
Bots should have the right to vote. As long as they're legal citizens.
You gotta be a sick motherfucker to like banana taffy. I like bananas! But banana taffy? Fucking Christ, that’s Jeffrey Dahmer pederast shit. Reminds me of @Brianlovesfall
I get that the world loves Garfield. And I never miss the daily comic strip. But can we agree that it hasn’t been about Garfield for quite a few years now? They should change the name of the strip to “Jon’s a Cuck”.
Have you ever stood and watched a drying machine go through the spin cycles? I’m not sure that’s all necessary. Big waste of energy.
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