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Just some life advice from your friendly Omnipotent Being.

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snakeheads are never desirable. take that from a /real/ omnipotent being.


On this Star Trek Day, try not to be so three-dimensional.


.@akaWorf the Q continuum is starved enough for entertainment that I think I'll go ahead and bring back Data and Tasha Yar. And just to mock the crew, I'll make Data look like he aged just like everyone else. This will be fun! (Is an Android with arthritis... an arthroid?)


Q Tip: in space, everything is possible. (OH @akaWorf)

Retirement is boring.

HowManyLights's tweet image. Retirement is boring.


Mon Capitain!

Retirement is boring.

HowManyLights's tweet image. Retirement is boring.


Compelled to think humans as a whole are destined to be more than their lowly insect selves.

Retirement is boring.

HowManyLights's tweet image. Retirement is boring.


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We are giving away a copy of PFDS. Try pronouncing that three times fast. All you have to do is retweet this, and follow us on twitter. We will randomly draw a retweet using tweetdraw. #myelixirstatus

ElixirOutlaws's tweet image. We are giving away a copy of PFDS. Try pronouncing that three times fast. All you have to do is retweet this, and follow us on twitter. We will randomly draw a retweet using tweetdraw. #myelixirstatus

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We could make the day interesting for @AnnoyedOBrien. Any ideas? Take poll or reply below. RT for reach.


Just when I had hoped humanity's insect brain could evolve beyond its limitations, you go and abandon a great vision.

QTips__'s tweet image. Just when I had hoped humanity's insect brain could evolve beyond its limitations, you go and abandon a great vision.

Don't be the boy who cried "Worf". #advice

QTips__'s tweet image. Don't be the boy who cried "Worf".
#advice

Even when I didn't have any powers, I have had knowledge, locked up in my puny brain. #career #advice #incarceration

QTips__'s tweet image. Even when I didn't have any powers, I have had knowledge, locked up in my puny brain.
#career #advice #incarceration

When stooping to an insect existence, readily admit when someone's a better human than you. #advice #friendship

QTips__'s tweet image. When stooping to an insect existence, readily admit when someone's a better human than you.
#advice #friendship

Humans are such commonplace little creatures. They roam over the galaxy searching for something, they know not what.

QTips__'s tweet image. Humans are such commonplace little creatures. They roam over the galaxy searching for something, they know not what.

Humans: all sopping over with compassion and forgiveness. They can't wait to absolve... almost any offense. #advice

QTips__'s tweet image. Humans: all sopping over with compassion and forgiveness. They can't wait to absolve... almost any offense.
#advice

When in a dreadful mood, get something appropriate. Pitiful Earthlings make this thing called "chocolate". #advice

QTips__'s tweet image. When in a dreadful mood, get something appropriate. Pitiful Earthlings make this thing called "chocolate".
#advice

Admit if you're not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent. #advice #religion

QTips__'s tweet image. Admit if you're not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent.

#advice #religion

Try to keep track of who merely dislikes you and who truly despises you in the cosmos.

QTips__'s tweet image. Try to keep track of who merely dislikes you and who truly despises you in the cosmos.

Be extraordinarily selfish. It has served me so well in the past.

QTips__'s tweet image. Be extraordinarily selfish. It has served me so well in the past.

You will find most problems are as simple as changing the gravitational constant of the universe.

QTips__'s tweet image. You will find most problems are as simple as changing the gravitational constant of the universe.

The trial never ends.

QTips__'s tweet image. The trial never ends.

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