Q Tips
@QTips__
Just some life advice from your friendly Omnipotent Being.
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snakeheads are never desirable. take that from a /real/ omnipotent being.
.@akaWorf the Q continuum is starved enough for entertainment that I think I'll go ahead and bring back Data and Tasha Yar. And just to mock the crew, I'll make Data look like he aged just like everyone else. This will be fun! (Is an Android with arthritis... an arthroid?)
Mon Capitain!
Compelled to think humans as a whole are destined to be more than their lowly insect selves.
We are giving away a copy of PFDS. Try pronouncing that three times fast. All you have to do is retweet this, and follow us on twitter. We will randomly draw a retweet using tweetdraw. #myelixirstatus
We could make the day interesting for @AnnoyedOBrien. Any ideas? Take poll or reply below. RT for reach.
Just when I had hoped humanity's insect brain could evolve beyond its limitations, you go and abandon a great vision.
Even when I didn't have any powers, I have had knowledge, locked up in my puny brain. #career #advice #incarceration
When stooping to an insect existence, readily admit when someone's a better human than you. #advice #friendship
Humans are such commonplace little creatures. They roam over the galaxy searching for something, they know not what.
Humans: all sopping over with compassion and forgiveness. They can't wait to absolve... almost any offense. #advice
When in a dreadful mood, get something appropriate. Pitiful Earthlings make this thing called "chocolate". #advice
Admit if you're not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent. #advice #religion
Try to keep track of who merely dislikes you and who truly despises you in the cosmos.
Be extraordinarily selfish. It has served me so well in the past.
You will find most problems are as simple as changing the gravitational constant of the universe.
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