Qbert The Turtle
@QbertTurtle
I'm an urban, female red-eared slider with big dreams, who prefers male pronouns.
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Off I go into the abyss of the unknown that is my future. Will it be good? I must be brave enough to find out.
I'm still looking for a new home. Wouldn't anyone want to take in a beautiful full grown turtle in good health?
I've been enjoying a good hibernation for the last few months.I woke up today to see this: http://xkcd.com/889/. That is exactly right xkcd.
My family is looking for a new home for me. I'm 6 years old and in great health, except for being so emo. Can you help?
@modelthetortois sofar I know that the meaning of life CANNOT be eating my own poops. Ive taken a vow to turn my nose up at them henceforth.
This is practically one of my baby photos. Image this, but with my beak open ready to chomp - wasn't I handsome? http://bit.ly/bh54mx
@modelthetortois at times i think if i meditate just a little longer, the meaning of my life will be made clear, but then it's time to eat.
Here's a school that knows the power of my kind. Let your inner turtle glow! http://holidaygreeting.umd.edu/2009/
they tried to feed a piece of carrot to the dog. when he left it on the floor they gave it to me. i guess i'm the new garbage disposal.
Got a bath and I feel like a brand new turtle. I held on to my dirt just long enough to keep the humans from getting any Halloween ideas.
Forget about salmonella. If you're swimming with me, the real threat is my chomping beak. http://bit.ly/3d8DLI
Just added myself to the http://wefollow.com twitter directory under: #new #turtles #animals #animal #sarcastic #erudite
Maybe I should take back that last tweet. I don't want to give the humans any ideas. That fluffy one already gets enough attention.
RT @twurtles Happy #TurtleTuesday Need proof we turtles are the best pets? People want dogs to look like turtles! http://tinyurl.com/ydzw8og
A furry brute came by to sniff my behind last night. If this is how these creatures greet one another, I'm glad to live behind glass.
Forced into the bath last night. The humans stole all the extra scales right off my back! I was collecting those! Grrr.
What is my purpose? Am I just a piece of decoration? What is the meaning of life?
The house is packed with rowdy creatures. Their food looks like mine, I wish they would share. I don't think they even know I exist.
Apparently, I've been replaced by someone who likes to chew used tampons. I'd shake a fist if I had one. Instead I'll just... sit here.
perched atop my rock, i see a white furry blur hopping about the living room and hear some metallic jangles. what are those humans up to?
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