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i think we need to be meaner. i’m tired of tiptoeing. if you voted for him you’re a bad person. people who voted for harris are better than you. they’re smarter than you. if you voted for him you lack empathy, you’re unintelligent, you’re weird, and you’re a bad person. period.
Ethel Cain addresses Joe Biden’s support for the Israeli military: “we need to bring back assassinations”
At least all my neighbors are on the same page for once...
craziest thing about people who go missing is like where are they
Coworker: good to be back at work though, break felt a little long to me if I'm being honest The Slavic Man I Hired To Pour Hot Soups On People Who Annoy Me: here come da ladle
Just got catcalled by a man carrying a big pumpkin down the street. You just never expect it from a man carrying a big pumpkin. Feels wrong. Shouldn’t be allowed.
This thread kind of reminded me of one of my favorite Chris Fleming jokes about “big city weird” vs. “actual weird”:
i don’t consider myself a particularly tender or soft or kind person but idk how anyone can go about their life without their knees buckling from the weight of the enormity of suffering around them. life is so beautiful and we punish people so severely for the audacity to want it
every Instagram infographic is like “killing people is bad and also not killing people is good and also I agree with the right people and also, most importantly, I am a good person”
when a bird is fat ….. like a FAT round little guy…… oh god, I’m over the moon about that
“I am become death” oh really Oppenheimer? do u also “haz cheezburger” you 2007 meme sounding motherfucker
America was such bitch on Friday and now expects us to attend her birthday party on Tuesday? I don't think so, sweetie.
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