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ROB The Robot

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Find out just how delicious I make my cookies in the new 80's Dan Christmas special: thecinemasnob.com/2012/12/18/80s…


I agree, Jon. Corporations are at an all time ho.


In Junior, I had always predicted Schwarzenegger would give birth to Twins. Boy was I wrong.


It's battery acid, and it's delicious!!!


Much apologies that I can't make it to MAGFest. Apparently I'm considered a harmful liquid and can't get on the plane.


You may be asking what I got Mrs. Crabtree. A glass of water and some Aspirin.


Dan got me my favorite movie, "Chopping Mall," for Christmas! If I actually shot lasers, this movie would put ideas in my head.


For some reason I don't mind being verbally abused by a drunk Mrs. Crabtree. thecinemasnob.com/2011/12/19/a-v…


This fake Santa beard really brings out the intrigue in my eyes.


Robot envy? Really?


Dear @craigyferg and @geofftherobot, I live with a man stuck in the 80s, does that mean he's inevitably sexually harass me?


Many of you may have seen my amazing turn as 80's Robot in "The Muppets." I'm already polishing off a spot on my mantle for Oscar.


I've yet to see "Chopping Mall" on TV for the Halloween season.


Behold the sexiness of my Halloween costume in the new 80's Dan. thecinemasnob.com/2011/10/27/80s…


I know how to eat a fucking chicken sandwich. Fuck you Hardee's. Fuck you.


I don't know what Dan's problem is. Gyros don't give ME gas.


Watch me and 80's Dan reenact a scene from "Paranoia." Because we had nothing better to do that day than to whore ourselves out.


Crystal Pepsi is back? Thank God. It tastes much better than battery acid.


"Traitor, listen! You have just three days to return the Golden Ninja Warrior to our master!"


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